WELCOME to Friday November 2, 2012. ID-10-T…..
A New York retail clerk was suffering from aching feet. “It’s all those years of standing,” his doctor declared. “You need a vacation. Go to Miami, soak your feet in the ocean and you’ll feel better.”
When the man got to Florida, he went into a hardware store, bought two large buckets and headed for the beach.
“How much for two buckets of that seawater?” he asked the lifeguard.
“A dollar a bucket,” the fellow replied with a straight face.
The clerk paid him, filled his buckets, went to his hotel room and soaked his feet. They felt so much better he decided to repeat the treatment that afternoon. Again he handed the lifeguard two dollars. The young man took the money and said, “Help yourself.”
The clerk started for the water, then stopped in amazement. The tide was out. “Wow,” he said, turning to the lifeguard. “Some business you got here!”
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“You know what Portland has lot of? Microbreweries. I think they
are like regular breweries, but only serve midgets.” -Craig Ferguson
“A new study found that eating healthy adds $380 to your grocery
bill every year. Or as Americans put it, ‘Cool, I saved $380 this year!'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A team of British engineers have developed a car that runs on human
waste. I’ll bet that new car smell doesn’t last very long.” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
‘Writing: For the Sell of It’ was the theme of our community college’s annual writers’ conference. When I called a widely published author and asked him to be our keynote speaker, my request was met with a long silence. He finally said, “I don’t know what I would say to that audience.” “You’re just being modest,” I replied. “I’m sure you’re extremely qualified to speak on that subject.” He suddenly broke into laughter. “I thought you said, ‘Writing for the Celibate!'”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Components. American components, Russian Components, all made in Taiwan!”
Answer: Armageddon! In “Armageddon” when the astronauts are attempting to get off of the asteroid, the ship they are in will not power up. Watts, an American astronaut, attempts to fix the shuttle’s engines when the Russian Cosmonaut, Lev Andropov, says “Excuse me, but I think I know how to fix this.” Watts replies to him “Move it! You don’t know the components!” To which Lev replies, “Components. American components, Russian Components, all made in Taiwan!” At which point he takes a large tool, bangs the panel and the ship starts up.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “‘Greater good’? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What expression is represented here?
10 *whack*
10
ANSWER: Top ten hit
The ‘top’ ten is the one being hit.
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
For this logic puzzle you have to determine the surnames of four people, their position in a cake-bake competition and what cake they baked.
The first names are: James, Ben, Vicky and Nigel
The surnames are: Jones, Stevens, Andrews and Best
Positions are: 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th
Cakes baked are: chocolate cake, cheese cake, fruit cake and sponge cake.
Clues:
1. James Best beat Vicky by two places.
2. Ben’s fruit cake beat Mrs. Stevens’ son, who came in 3rd.
3. The sponge cake, despite being a bit bland, got in the top three.
4. The judges obviously had a sweet tooth, as the chocolate cake came in 2nd place.
5. Jones’s mother cried as she watched her son take 1st prize.
What are the full names of the top four, what position did they come and what cake did they bake?
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