WELCOME to Tuesday November 6, 2012. Before and After Falling In Love……
Before – You take my breath away
After – I feel like I’m suffocating
Before – She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
After – She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
Before – Saturday Night Fever
After – Monday Night Football
Before – He makes me feel like a million dollars
After – If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done…
Before – The Sound of Music
After – The Sound of Silence
Before – It’s like I’m in a dream
After – It’s like he’s in a dorm
Before – $60/dozen
After – $1.50/stem
Before – We agree on everything!
After – Doesn’t she have a mind of her own?
Before – Charming and Noble
After – Chernobyl
Before – Ideal
After – Idle
Before – I love a woman with curves
After – I never said you were fat
Before – He’s completely lost without me
After – Why won’t he ever ask for directions?
Before – Time stood still
After – This relationship is going nowhere
Before – Croissant and cappuccino
After – Bagel and instant
Before – Blind
After – Nearsighted
Before – You look so seductive in black
After – Your clothes are so depressing
Before – Iambic Pentameter
After – Blank Verse
Before – Oysters
After – Fish sticks
Before – I can hardly believe we found each other
After – I can’t believe I ended up with someone like you.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three
thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation
Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist
that there is no such thing as progress.” –Ransom K. Ferm
“The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.” -Paul Valery
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” -Douglas Adams
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Our cat, Figaro, comes home between 10 or 11 at night to eat. If he’s late, I turn on the carport light and call him until he appears. One day my daughter was explaining to a friend where we live, and her friend said, “Is that anywhere near the house where the woman stands on her steps late at night and sings opera?”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Klaatu barada nikto”
Answer: The Day the Earth Stood Still! The phrase “Klaatu barada nikto” comes from the 1951 science fiction movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still”. The phrase “Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!” is used to stop Gort, the movie’s seven foot tall robot, from destroying the Earth. The phrase may be better known from its use in the 1992 movie “Army of Darkness”. The aliens originally come to Earth because of Earth’s advances in atomic weapons and missile technology, which could potentially threaten the peace of the galaxy. The aliens are there to warn the people to be peaceful or be destroyed.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Would you care to see my mother?” “Your mother? Yes please.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!
For example: angry father= mad dad
Depressed circus entertainer Not living center of a pencil Cool film Not soft protector
ANSWER: Depressed circus entertainer =Down Clown Not living center of a pencil = Dead Lead
Cool film= Groovy Movie Not soft protector= Hard Guard
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What does this mean?
ENTURY
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