WELCOME to Wednesday November 7, 2012. Pondering.
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA – I came, I saw, I shopped.
If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
Strange! No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.
Isn’t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
MAJOR CONGRATS PRESIDENT OBAMA!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.”
– Samuel Goldwyn
“Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.”
– Mark Twain
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, “How much is half-and-half?”
Without a moment’s hesitation the other cashier replied, “One.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Would you care to see my mother?” “Your mother? Yes please.”
Answer: The Elephant Man! In this scene Victorian-era surgeon Dr. Frederick Treves (Anthony Hopkins) has just shown a photograph of his family to Joseph Merrick (a.k.a., The Elephant Man, played by John Hurt), and Merrick has responded with line one. (Note: Merrick is sometimes erroneously referred to by the name John Merrick.) Dr. Treves is at first surprised because of Joseph’s deformities, but responds with line two. After seeing the picture, Mrs. Treves (Hannah Gordon) has the reaction in line three. Joseph confirms her assessment with the first part of line four, and then sadly adds the second part. Mrs. Treves contradicts Joseph with line five. “The Elephant Man” tells the true story of hideously deformed Joseph Merrick, who is taken in and cared for by a compassionate English doctor in Victorian times. Under Dr. Treves’ care, Merrick blossoms to show a talented and sensitive side. The movie has this great quote (and is also its tag line): “I am not an animal! I am a human being!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “If I’m wrong, nothing happens. We go to jail – peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it. But if I’m right, and we CAN stop this thing… Lenny… you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does this mean? ENTURY
ANSWER: Long time no see (Century – C = ENTURY)
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!
For example: angry father= mad dad
sneaky insect
humorous rabbit
happy boy
muscular tune
close fright
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