WELCOME to Thursday November 8, 2012. Music Styles…
JAZZ
Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
BLUES
Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
WORLD MUSIC
Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
OPERA
People singing when they should be talking.
RAP
People talking when they should be singing.
CLASSICAL
Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
FOLK
Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
BIG BAND
20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
HEAVY METAL:
Codpiece and chaps
HOUSE MUSIC
OK as long as it’s not the house next door.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“This Sunday is the end of Daylight Saving Time. So to all my younger
viewers, remember to set your clocks back and to my parents,
remember to put a fresh piece of tape over the clock on your VCR.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Mayor Bloomberg lifted his three or more people per car rule tonight.
No one was allowed to cross the bridges between 6 a.m. until midnight
unless they were in a car pool because the tunnels flooded. It’s known as
car pool tunnel syndrome.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The latest James Bond movie, ‘Skyfall,’ is really good but there’s a bit of
a controversy now because of product placement. Like instead of his signature
martini, Bond now drinks Heineken. That’s not the only example 007 is now 007-11.
You know Miss Moneypenny? She’s now Miss JCPenny.” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
More to Ponder……….
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “If I’m wrong, nothing happens. We go to jail – peacefully, quietly. We’ll enjoy it. But if I’m right, and we CAN stop this thing… Lenny… you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters!”
Answer: Ghost Busters! In this hilarious scene, the mayor of New York City (David Margulies) is mediating a confrontation between the Ghost Busters and Environmental Protection Agency agent Walter Peck (William Atherton). Ghost Buster Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) maintains a terrible infestation of ghosts is about to hit NYC and that the Ghost Busters should be allowed to combat them. Agent Peck thinks the Ghost Busters are quacks and con artists and wants to shut them down. Dr. Venkman says line one to the mayor, who then pauses, thinking it over. During the pause he looks at his friend, the Archbishop of NYC (Tom McDermott), who nods approvingly. Agent Peck is astounded by this and exclaims line two. His mind made up, the mayor then says line three (referring to agent Peck) and a NYC policeman hustles Peck out of the room. “Ghost Busters” tells the story of three professors who specialize in parapsychology. When they are thrown out of their college (because their dean think they’re a joke), they discuss forming a business that specializes in ghost removal. Dr. Raymond Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) isn’t so sure, however, and comments, “You don’t know what it’s like out there. I’ve worked in the private sector. They expect results!”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re a lying Irish prostitute from Portland and you used me to get Jack Reed to marry you!” “No, I didn’t. I just want us to be friends.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Find the synonymous word for each word in the following pair. For each pair, the words you find should rhyme with each other, the first word being an adjective and the second a noun. Some of these are easy, others are more challenging. Good luck!
For example: angry father= mad dad
sneaky insect humorous rabbit happy boy muscular tune close fright
ANSWER: sneaky insect= sly fly
humorous rabbit= funny bunny
happy boy= glad lad
muscular tune= strong song
close fright= near fear
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Two brothers from Kenya were preparing their boats for a day of fishing on Lake Victoria. The younger and less experienced brother was confused when he saw a thick brown cloud near the middle of the lake. He wondered if something had caught on fire and asked his brother if they should check for any victims. Upon seeing the cloud, the older brother laughed and assured his brother that as long as they steered clear of the cloud, no one would be hurt. At the end of the day the younger brother laughed at his mistake and even appreciated the cloud as he ate his dinner. What was that mysterious cloud?
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