Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Monday November 12, 2012.  Think About It!    

* Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

* Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.

* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

* When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you’re in a public restroom.

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

* The real reason you can’t take it with you is that it goes before you do.

* Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

* Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

* A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.

* The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.

* Money isn’t everything….there’s credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.

Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do,

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 
“The federal government has a new plan that will let people send
texts to 911. Yeah, it’s a little frustrating when you try to text, ‘Burglar!
Please hurry!,’ and it auto-corrects to, ‘Burger, please. Hungry.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient,
and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.” -Craig Ferguson
“Researchers at Harvard say red wine can slow the aging process. They
say if you drink red wine, it can help you look younger. And you can look
even younger if you get the other person to drink it.” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body. “Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier,” said my father. He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. “I didn’t get any beer,” one said. “Did you?” “You heard the chaplain,” the other replied. “It was just for the family.”

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “That place at the base of a woman’s throat? You know – the hollow here – does that have an official name?”  “Good God, man, pull yourself together.”
Answer: The English Patient! In this scene Hungarian-born mapmaker Count Laszlo de Almásy (Ralph Fiennes) and his friend Maddox (Julian Wadham) are walking through a market area in Cairo, Egypt. Almásy is having a love affair with Katharine Clifton (Kristin Scott Thomas) and remembers how he had kissed the depression at the base of her throat and had said at the time, “This – what’s it called? This place, I love it!” While he and Maddox are in the market area, Almásy asks Maddox the question in line one. Maddox looks surprised and replies with line two (but later in the movie tells Almásy it’s called the suprasternal notch).
“The English Patient” tells the story of Count Almásy, who is badly burned in an airplane crash. Through a series of flashbacks while he is recovering, he remembers his prior life and the affair he had with Katharine Clifton.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You here to make fun of me too?” “No, ma’am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we’re aware of. May we come in?”
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What is the common phrase represented in this rebus?   4:37 P.M. = Euro, Pound, Dollar, YenEmoji
ANSWER: Time is Money.
4:37 P.M. is a “time”; Euro, Pound, Dollar, and Yen are all different types of currency or “Money”.
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words. BUT WAIT! There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not belong. Can you find them both?
EXAMPLE:
Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose
Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower.
Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s name.
You’re on your own for the rest!
1. Aqua – Hazel – Willow – Cherry
2. Cat – Sword – Hamster – Dog
3. Prince – Double – Queen – King

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