WELCOME to Wednesday November 14, 2012. If You Want Something Done Right…
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should
get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the
boat, making beer… always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever
way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went
into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. 
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful WEDNESDAY people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.”
– Joan Rivers
“I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.”
– Will Rogers
“Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.”
– Gladys Bronwyn Stern
“Black Friday is the day after Thanksgiving when you find real bargains.
It works on our innate desire to save money and to get away from your
family after Thanksgiving.” -Craig Ferguson
“A new report suggests that Christopher Columbus may have secretly been
Jewish. What tipped historians off was Columbus’ diary entry where he described
his journey to America as ‘a real schlep.'” -Conan O’Brien
“The U.S. Postal Service announced yesterday they are expecting this year’s holiday
season to be their busiest ever and also their slowest ever. That’s probably the only
business in America that complains about being busy.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside
check for drunk drivers. “Good evening, ma’am,” he greeted the lady. “How are you this evening?”
“Fine, thank you,” she replied.
My brother continued, “Anything to drink this evening?”
Surprised, the lady answered, “Uh…no, thank you.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Sir, do you not see?” “What?” “Don Quixote battles six merchants from Toledo and saves Dulcinea’s virtue!” “Who the devil is Dulcinea?”
Answer: Patton! In this scene German Captain Oskar Steiger (Siegfried Rauch) has just tried to sum up a description of American General George S. Patton, Jr. (George C. Scott) for German General Alfred Jodl (Richard Münch) by describing him as, “Patton is a romantic warrior lost in contemporary times.” General Jodl doesn’t understand, so Capt. Steiger quotes a newspaper story that tells how Patton reacted when he observed some men trying to push a girl into a van. He fought with the men, trying to stop them (she was later revealed to be a fiancé of one of the men). Steiger says line one, and then when General Jodl still is puzzled, he adds line three. Jodl still doesn’t get it and says line four. “Patton” follows the WWII career of extremely talented but very complex American General George S. Patton, Jr. He was a brilliant tank tactician at the leading edge of tank strategy but identified with the ancient past (“God, how I hate the twentieth century”). “Apocalypse Now” is set in the Vietnam War, “All Quiet on the Western Front” is in WWI, and “MASH” is in the Korean War.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I was surprised. You know, I didn’t really think she was gonna die. I knew she was sick.”
“She had TB.” “I know! I mean, she was coughing her brains out, and still she had to keep singing!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
1-2-3-4-5-6
I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?
ANSWER: CARPET. 6-5-2: tea 4-5-2-3: pear 1-2-6: cat 3-2-6: rat
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”
Can you figure out these five?
1. an implement + flesh around mouth
2. foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
3. to wed + a soft yellow element
4. a false statement + be deficient in
5. indicates an alternative + child
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