Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Thursday November 15, 2012.  Actual Flubbed Headlines…..  

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
 
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
 
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
 
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
 
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
 
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
 
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
 
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
 
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
 
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
 
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
 
War Dims Hope for Peace
 
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
 
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
 
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
 
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
 
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
 
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great THURSDAY people, and whatever you do,

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 
A sudden silence in the middle of a conversation suddenly brings us back to essentials: it reveals how dearly we must pay for the invention of speech. Emile M. Cioran
Must, Back, Silence Jealousy – that jumble of secret worship and ostensible aversion. Emile M. Cioran
Ambition is a drug that makes its addicts potential madmen. Emile M. Cioran
A marvel that has nothing to offer, democracy is at once a nation’s paradise and its tomb. Emile M. Cioran
By all evidence we are in the world to do nothing. Emile M. Cioran
I’m simply an accident. Why take it all so seriously? Emile M. Cioran
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
When Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” statement but followed it by several other remarks. Just before he re-entered the lander, he said, “Good luck Mr. Gorsky.” Many people at NASA thought it concerned some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.  Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what “Good luck Mr. Gorsky” meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 1995, in Tampa, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question. This time Armstrong finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could finally answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in the front of the bedroom window of his neighbors, Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he picked up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Sex! You want sex?! You’ll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”  Emoji

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “I was surprised. You know, I didn’t really think she was gonna die. I knew she was sick.”
“She had TB.” “I know! I mean, she was coughing her brains out, and still she had to keep singing!”
Answer: Moonstruck! In this scene widowed Italian-American bookkeeper Loretta Castorini (Cher) and baker Ronny Cammareri (Nicolas Cage) are leaving the NY Metropolitan Opera House (a.k.a. “The Met”), having just seen the opera “La Boheme.” Loretta makes the comment in line one, Ronny responds with line two, and Loretta responds with line three. Loretta has complicated her love life big time with this date! She is engaged to Ronny’s brother, Johnny Cammareri (Danny Aiello), but Ronny has declared his love for Loretta after meeting her. He promises to stop pursuing her if she will accompany him to the opera, one of his big loves. Loretta agrees to go to get rid of Ronny’s further attention. “Moonstruck” tells the wonderfully human story of Loretta, who is torn between her fiancé and his brother, and her interesting family and friends.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “Your crime is you use people. You’re using Raymond. You’re using me. You use everybody.”
“I’m using Raymond? Hey Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you, Raymond?” “Yeah.” “Shut up! He’s answering a question from a half hour ago!”
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”
Can you figure out these five?
1. an implement + flesh around mouth
2. foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
3. to wed + a soft yellow element
4. a false statement + be deficient in
5. indicates an alternative + child
ANSWER: 1. Tulip (tool + lip)  2. Dandelion (dandy + lion)  3. Marigold (marry + gold)  4. Lilac (lie + lack)
5. Orchid (or + kid)
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
In each sentence the name of a tree is hidden. The willow is hiding in the first sentence. Can you find the others?
1. I will owe you a favor if you drive me to the airport.
2. I am afraid of going up in elevators.
3. Drinking cocoa keeps me warm on long winter nights.
4. I hope the map leads us to buried treasure.
5. “Eat another bonbon,” said our charming hostess.
6. Nepal may be the most interesting place I have ever visited.
7. Remember to fold the map, please.
8. I feel many lumps in this mattress.
9. Word processing is not as useful as pens and paper for creative brainstorming.

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