OK! Here’s the plan for Thanksgiving day! Get up early go work out, burn over 500 calories on the elliptical machine to reduce the 2500 calories I plan to consume. Eat a nice breakfast, head out to church with the family. Get back home fire up the Sterno under the chaffing dishes, have the food ready by 3:00 pm, greet the guests, yadda, yadda, bless the food, watch everybody eat first, depending on who brought what! After everybody survives the first twenty minutes, eat, make jokes, talk some more, yadda, yadda! Pretend to get sick for other people’s food. Talk about people, play with kids, hop on Facebook, like everything, post some videos, pictures, like everybody else’s thanksgiving family pictures.

Sit around stuffed, manage to disappear when it’s time to clean up and then watch football games with the guys and talk smack. Unzip pants, fall asleep, snore so that people can take pictures and video to post on Facebook! Wake up, eat dessert, talk some more, yadda, yadda, watch it get dark, then watch people leave, talk about people’s food, clean up, jump back on Facebook!  Watch more TV, fall asleep, pose for more pictures while sleeping, and call it a day! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great THANKSGIVING WEEK people, I’ll see you next Monday and whatever you do the rest of this week, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!