Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Thursday November 29, 2012.  I’m sure I put that somewhere…..  

Have you ever had a clear thought about what you were going to do, planned it out, worked through the details and then managed to totally forget what you were going to do? Have you ever left one room headed to the next with a purpose and then arrived in the room and forgot what you went into the room for in the first place? Have you ever set something down, turned around for two second and it was gone?  Or if you are married, have you ever put something down in a room full of things, you know his/her things, million things, lets just say a million trillion things and then went back later and found your one thing gone/moved to another room? Your one thing in a room full of a million trillion of his/her things moved/gone? Or have you ever put something/one thing in the refrigerator full of a million things again and gone back later to find your one thing, which was in the midst of a MILLION things gone? You see THIS is what drives people crazy, THIS is also why people die early, the mystery of all things missing, gone, disappeared moved by unknown forces/husband/wife in some cases, THIS will drive you crazy if you acknowledge it! I have learned to accept that whatever I was looking for, I will evidently find, whatever I have placed somewhere has been moved and one day like a brand new present it will turn up again and I like a fat kid at a Christmas dinner buffet will be pleasantly surprised! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
“Beaches in Italy are now training dogs to become lifeguards. That should
work as long as someone throws a tennis ball at you while you’re drowning.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A lot of accidents are caused by bikers who don’t have a feel for the
road, like the dentists and accountants that take Harleys out on the weekend.” -Craig Ferguson
“A new version of the Bible is being published that is gender-neutral. For instance,
the books of ‘Mark, Luke, and John’ are now the books of ‘Kris, Jean, and Terry.'” –Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
When my husband pointed out my tendency to retell the same stories over and over,
I reminded him that he was just as guilty. “Allow me to clarify,” he said in response. “I review. You repeat.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.”
Answer: Psycho (1960) Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) amuses himself by watching a fly on the window screen, and imagines what the asylum doctors must be thinking as they observe him. Poor Norman; he’s incarcerated on two levels; his mind trapped within that of his dead mother, and his body locked away in the psycho ward.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “A man’s got to know his limitations.”
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this phrase?
King Garfield and Queen Felix
King Scooby and Queen Lassie
ANSWER: Raining (reigning) cats and dogs!
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Hidden below you will find five uncommon titles to five classic novels. Can you decipher them?
1. Vanished with the Tempest
2. Enmity of the Globes
3. Dinky Maidens
4. A Chronicle of a Couple of Municipalities
5. Contention and Conciliation
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTERS OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR ANOTHER SUPER SOLVING JOB!EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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