WELCOME to Tuesday December 4, 2012. The Mayan Apocalypsessss
Alrighty heres the story, according to the Mayan calendar the world will officially end on December 21st. Now since somebody in the Mayan population forgot to finish the calendar before they all took off on the first Haily’s comet, the world is going to end. Maybe the guy had to go to the bathroom or something, maybe he just forgot! He could have just gone to the Mayan version of Starbucks, had a cup of java and got busy with Halo, a hot Mayan woman. The point is WHO REALLY CARES? Come on people, are we from the Kool-aide culture? Remember them…drink the kool-aide and catch the comet! With death, politics, and the incredibly stupid housewives from everywhere to watch on TV, don’t we already have enough dumb stuff going on? GET A LIFE PEOPLE, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Pseudoscience describes theories that sound like science but
are actually just made up, like aromatherapy or biorhythms or love.” -Craig Ferguson
“According to a Twitter study, people are happiest on the weekends
and when their workday is over. They also discovered that if you stand
in front of a moving train, it will kill you.” -Jay Leno
“The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite.
It’s true last time I got frisked, the cop was like, ‘Have you lost weight?'” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A minor league ballplayer, left in charge of a baby cousin, suddenly realized that he did not have the least idea how to change a diaper. Frantically, he called a friend who was luckily a father. The friend calmed down the ballplayer, then gave him the following instructions. “Place the diaper in the position of a baseball diamond, with you at bat. Fold second base over home plate. Place baby on pitcher’s mound, then pin first base and third base at home plate!”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m sure. But don’t worry, you will someday.”
Answer: American Beauty (1999) Suburban schnook Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) is dead; but that can’t keep him from continuing to narrate the film’s final scene. His mid-life crisis and attempted escape from middle class drudgery have lead to his violent end.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m not a cab driver, I’m a coffee pot.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
1-2-3-4-5-6
I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?
ANSWER: CARPET.
6-5-2: tea
4-5-2-3: pear
1-2-6: cat
3-2-6: rat
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”
Can you figure out these five?
1. an implement + flesh around mouth
2. foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
3. to wed + a soft yellow element
4. a false statement + be deficient in
5. indicates an alternative + child
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com. https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ MY FAVORITE LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. http://www.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.wcscatering.com. www.schoons.com. www.awj-Law.com., http://www.greengrassgroundsgroup.com.
The World According to the Eucman! 