WELCOME to Wednesday December 5, 2012. The Wonderful English Language……
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural would never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.”
– Eddie Cantor
“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”
– Oscar Wilde
“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”
– Harry S. Truman
“Police in Georgia are looking for people who stole 400,000 toothpicks
from a warehouse. Fortunately, one of the suspects has a clear alibi;
a tiny piece of spinach in his teeth.” -Jimmy Fallon
“China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the world.
They could become the richest, but that’s only if we pay them the money we owe
them, and that’s not going to happen.” -Jay Leno
“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of
L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. “If you can answer one easy trivia question,” a young man said, “you’ll win ten free dance lessons!” Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued, “You’ll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented.” “I don’t know,” I replied dryly, trying to discourage him. “What are you holding in your hand right now?” he asked excitedly. “A bologna sandwich.” “Congratulations!” he yelled. “And for having such a great sense of humor…”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m not a cab driver, I’m a coffee pot.”
Answer: Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) Thrilled to finally be freed from the hereditary madness of the Brewster family, Mortimer (Cary Grant) grabs his fiance, Elaine (Priscilla Lane), and rushes outside to a waiting taxi. Holy cow, there’s no escape; the cabbie is looney as a bat!
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “So this is where you live. Oh, Mother will love it up here.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”
Can you figure out these five?
1. an implement + flesh around mouth
2. foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
3. to wed + a soft yellow element
4. a false statement + be deficient in
5. indicates an alternative + child
ANSWER: 1. Tulip (tool + lip) 2. Dandelion (dandy + lion) 3. Marigold (marry + gold) 4. Lilac (lie + lack)
5. Orchid (or + kid)
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
If Gary lives in Budapest, and Stan lives in Kabul, where does Mark live?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SUPER SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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