WELCOME to Thursday December 6, 2012.  You know you are from Northern Vermont when……..  

You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating during a blizzard.

You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.

The mosquitoes have landing lights.

You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.

You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.

The local Hardware store on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.

Making it home during Mud Season is a competitive sport.

You think everyone from the city has an accent.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. 

(This is standard housewife attire!)

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday.

You head south to go to your cottage.

You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won’t prowl on your deck.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

There is only one shopping plaza in town.

The major parish fundraiser isn’t bingo – its sausage making.

You find -20F a little chilly.

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your snowmobile boots.

You can play road hockey on skates.

Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.

You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and… I believe in miracles. Audrey Hepburn

Either you run the day or the day runs you.  Jim Rohn

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.  Martin Luther King, Jr.

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money. Alexis de Tocqueville

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin

Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.  Princess Diana

It’s the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they’re gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it’s my turn to leave.  Tupac Shakur

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. Lance Armstrong

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Bob had been shopping downtown all day with his wife and four little children. They were all so tired, he decided to take a taxicab home. Approaching a cab driver, he demanded, “How much will you charge to drive us to the Bronx?” “I figure $5 apiece for you and your wife,” said the driver. “I’ll take the four kids along for nothing.” Bob turned to his children and said, “Jump in kids, and have a nice ride home. Momma and I will take the subway.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “So this is where you live. Oh, Mother will love it up here.”

Answer: To Catch A Thief (1955) Spoiled rich brat Francie (Grace Kelly) has finally caught her man, John Robie (Cary Grant). She’s thrilled to see his plush Mediterranean home, and promptly announces that her mother will also be joining the household. John is caught a bit off-guard; he hasn’t even asked Francie to stay, yet. What can I say; Hitchcock was a master.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin.”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

If Gary lives in Budapest, and Stan lives in Kabul, where does Mark live?

ANSWER: Copenhagen! Each person’s name is the end of the name of the country in whose capital city they live.

Budapest, Hungary

Kabul, Afghanistan

Copenhagen, Denmark

Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….

I have two arms and a back,

Supported by four legs.

But there is something I do lack,

Actually, I have no eyes to see.

I also cannot move around,

Or at least, not on my own.

Unfortunately I can make no sound,

Except perhaps a squeak.

If you chop off my head,

You are left with a hair.

If you chop off my tail,

Only tea is left there.

One more clue I will add,

Is that you often use me.

Yet you barely ever notice,

In fact I’d much rather be a tree.

What am I?

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