WELCOME to Monday December 17, 2012.  New Words for Monday……. 

AQUADEXTROUS adj., Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with one’s toes.

CARPERPETUATION n., The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT v., To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it.

ELBONICS n., The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

FRUST n., The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

LACTOMANGULATION n., Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the “illegal” side.

PEPPIER n., The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

PHONESIA n., The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

PUPKUS n., The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

TELECRASTINATION n., The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Great Monday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

Surely God would not have created such a being as man, with an ability to grasp the infinite, to exist only for a day! No, no, man was made for immortality. Abraham Lincoln

 

This revolution, the information revoulution, is a revolution of free energy as well, but of another kind: free intellectual energy. It’s very crude today, yet our Macintosh computer takes less power than a 100-watt bulb to run it and it can save you hours a day. What will it be able to do ten or 20 years from now, or 50 years from now? Steve Jobs

 

The sun is new each day. Heraclitus

 

You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one. Each day is a different one, each day brings a miracle of its own. It’s just a matter of paying attention to this miracle. Paulo Coelho

 

I never attempt to make money on the stock market. I buy on the assumption that they could close the market the next day and not reopen it for five years. Warren Buffett

  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Each Friday night Bill drove his wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill.

Ten minutes later, Bill’s sister arrived by train so that she could look after the kids while Bill worked over the weekend. On Sundays this procedure worked in reverse with Bill’s sister departing by train ten minutes before Bill’s wife arrived.

One evening after Bill’s sister left and while he awaited his wife’s arrival, a porter sauntered over.

“Mister,” he said, “you sure have some system going! But one of these days you’re goin’ to get caught!”.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  Truvy: “I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.”

Clairee: “She can’t be more than eighteen. She hasn’t had time to have a past.”

Truvy: “Oh get with it, Clairee. This is the eighties. If you can achieve puberty, you can achieve a past.” 

Answer: Steel Magnolias! This was an 1989 film directed by Robert Harling. These lines were spoken between actresses Dolly Parton and Olympia Dukakis in regards to Dolly’s character hiring Daryl Hannah’s character. This heart felt drama is about a beauty shop, in Louisana owned by Truvy, and the lives of all of her clients. An all star cast makes this movie so great. Have your tissues ready. It will make you laugh but also make you cry. 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???   “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.” 

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Translate each word group into a phonetic sound, and then string them all together to form the name of a body of water.

For example: polar or grizzly, finger jewelry, not curved Translation… Bear, Ring, Straight

Answer… Bering Strait

1. Vehicle, curved bone, to exist, not yang, to look at

2. Circle segment, bloodsucking arachnid, to be in debt, tibia

3. Cat sound, dreidel letter, 18-hole sport

4. Unaffiliated film, Japanese currency, interjection, to eschew

5. Helper, flightless South American bird, clock sound, programming language

ANSWER: 1. Car – Rib – Be – Yin – See == Caribbean Sea

2. Arc – Tick – Owe – Shin == Arctic Ocean

3. Purr – Shin – Golf == Persian Gulf

4. Indie – Yen – Oh! – Shun == Indian Ocean

5. Aid – Rhea – Tick – C == Adriatic Sea

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….

When Question Mark unlocked the door, he thought that he would see his wallet straight away. But Skid Mark (Question’s brother) decided to put the wallet in a safe. The combination is three 2-digit numbers which can be expressed like this:

xx-xx-xx

You are given the following clues to work out the combination:

The total of the three numbers is 39.

The second number is half of the third number.

The first number is the third number minus 1.

Can you find Question’s wallet in time? It’s all up to you.

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