Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

426681_10150526935133511_782005705_nWELCOME to Wednesday December 19, 2012.  Politicians Job Explanation…. 

Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
“A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28 percent believe he is a Republican. And the other 28 percent said to please stop bothering me with stupid questions.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Scientists in Australia have created a pineapple that tastes like a coconut. Took them long enough.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“Christmas is just around the corner. It’s just under two weeks away, and today Santa released 10 years of tax returns.” -Dave Letterman
  
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and an attractive young waitress comes for his order. He gives her a smile and says, “I want a quickie.” She turns red in the face and ahems, “Sir, I don’t know what kind of restaurant you’re used to eating in, but I can assure you you’re not going to get a quickie here!” “How disappointing,” the man replied. “Could you ask the chef to make an exception?” “He doesn’t have anything to do with it!” says the waitress indignantly.  “Hmmm,” do you know anywhere around here where I could get a quickie?” “I’m SURE I don’t know,” answers the waitress loudly. A patron from the next table leans over and taps the man on the shoulder, “I think it’s pronounced QUICHE.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.” 
Answer: City of Angels! Great movie. It was inspired by the modern classic, “Wings of Desire”. This movie came out in 1998 and involved an angel played by Nicholas Cage who was spotted by a doctor, played by Meg Ryan, in an operating room. The angel, who was watching over Los Angeles, fell in love with Maggie, the heart surgeon.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A part of the body is hidden in each of the following sentences. The first sentence contains “head.” Can you find the rest?
1. The ad is for Monday’s sale.
2. The tour group can go to either country.
3. My car makes funny noises sometimes.
4. Sarah and Tony are getting married.
5. That casino seems shady.
6. Can’t you see that Hank needs help?
7. The sea is so calm out here.
8. Would you like to go surfing, Erin?
ANSWER:  1. head  2. toe  3. arm 4. hand  5. nose  6. knee  7. mouth  8. finger
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What is this phrase?
King Garfield and Queen Felix
King Scooby and Queen Lassie

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