WELCOME to Thursday December 20, 2012.  ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN 

 ** It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.

** Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

** Wearing white is always appropriate.

** Winter is the best of the four seasons.

** It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

** There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.

** We’re all made up of mostly water.

** You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.

** Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

** Avoid yellow snow. Don’t get too much sun.

** It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet.

** It’s fun to hang out in your front yard.

** There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.

** It’s not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

 “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” 

– Socrates 

 

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.” 

– Abraham Lincoln 

 

“The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.”

– Frank Lloyd Wright 

  

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

 Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency. 

During the discussion, she asked, “Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?”  The agent eyed her suspiciously and replied, “Probably 20 to life.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”

Answer: The Waterboy! This 1998 movie starred Adam Sandler in it as a waterboy who got to be on a college team after the coach saw something special in his abilities to be a hard hitter, shall we say? I loved the part where he was in class and this professor, who was a look a like for Colonel Sanders, was asking the class if they knew why alligators were so mean. Sandler’s response was so hilarious. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, do yourself a favor and rent it. Good for some laughs. The movie also starred Kathy Bates, Henry Winkler, Fairuza Balk, Clint Howard, Rob Schneider and Jerry Reed. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I…I realized what a terrific person she was, and…and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I…I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this…this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and…but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us…need the eggs.”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

What is this phrase?

King Garfield and Queen Felix

King Scooby and Queen Lassie

ANSWER: Raining (reigning) cats and dogs!

Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….

Hidden below you will find five uncommon titles to five classic novels. Can you decipher them?

1. Vanished with the Tempest

2. Enmity of the Globes

3. Dinky Maidens

4. A Chronicle of a Couple of Municipalities

5. Contention and Conciliation

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