WELCOME to Friday December 21, 2012. Welcome to the end of the World!
Welcome to the Maya Apocalypse AKA the end of the world! According to the doomsday prophecy, the ancient Maya predicted that this big old crazy world of ours would officially end on December 21, 2012! Wat happened was..George the Maya long calendar dude forgot to finish the long calendar and it ends on this date. Can you say hood winked? Bamboozled? Now if the American people will spend money on a pet rock and a chia pet, well they will just about buy anything! People actually believed this stuff and as I mentioned a couple weeks before probably bought tickets to the Haley’s comet ride. So WE ARE ALL STILL HERE and welcome to the Maya Notpocalypse! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“This week, police in Ohio had to break up a fight between two neighbors with the last names Hall and Oates. But don’t worry. It was quickly broken up by officers Simon and Garfunkel.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A thief broke into a house in Alaska and found $100,000 but only took $20,000. Police are searching for a man with simple dreams.” -Conan O’Brien
“There are parts of California that are as spectacular as anywhere in the country. Especially the part of California known as ‘not L.A.'” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A snail was moving along the beach when he happened to look back behind him and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets. After moving along for about four weeks, the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him. So, the snail picked up his pace. After about six more weeks, the snail looked back again, and saw that the turtles were still chasing him. And they were getting closer and closer! So, he kept on going as fast as he could. After another few weeks, the turtles finally caught up with the snail and mugged him, took all of his clothes and the keys to his car. After another couple of weeks, the snail got to a pay phone and called the police. “I’ve been mugged by three turtles wearing leather jackets! You need to get down here and take a report or do something!” he said. “Can you give us a description of the turtles?” asked the police officer. “No, I can’t. It all happened too fast!” cried the snail.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I…I realized what a terrific person she was, and…and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I…I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this…this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and…but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us…need the eggs.”
Answer: Annie Hall! This line was said by Woody Allen in the movie “Annie Hall” (1977). He was speaking to the audience which he did off and on in the film, these lines being about Diane Keaton’s character in the movie. He was in love with her. They both had problems, their ups and downs. The movie was both funny and sad. The film also starred Carol Kane, Tony Roberts, Paul Simon, Shelley Duvall, Colleen Dewhurst and Christopher Walken.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m sexy. I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I’m pitchin’, great hair, the guys all love to stare. I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not. I’m pretty, I’m cool, I dominate this school. Hate us ‘coz we’re beautiful, but we don’t like you either. We’re cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Hidden below you will find five uncommon titles to five classic novels. Can you decipher them?
1. Vanished with the Tempest
2. Enmity of the Globes
3. Dinky Maidens
4. A Chronicle of a Couple of Municipalities
5. Contention and Conciliation
ANSWER: 1. Gone with the Wind 2. War of the Worlds 3. Little Women 4. Tale of Two Cities 5. War and Peace
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
1) punched when starting work & discussion about scaling a mountain
2) a container of fibs & a shortage of baked goods
3) hasty vacation & prank gibe
4) a mongoose & artificial precipitation
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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