WELCOME to Monday December 31, 2012.
Well it’s finally almost over, we are down to the last day of 2012, headed into the first day of 2013! Of course 2012 will go out with a bang! Not a huge explosion because of course the Mayan calendar was wrong, but the same idiots who believed that the end of the world was coming will be out shooting guns on the street at midnight tonight! These are the people who believe it’s safe to shoot up at the sky, that way nobody will get hurt! Of course anything shot up must come down, and this will account for the number of accidental shootings on New Years Eve, which we call the ID-10-T factor.
Nevertheless it’s been a wonderful year, there have been more then enough idiots to go around especially with all of all politicians back at work. On a personal note, after over 30 weeks of working out, I can see my toes again and finally I’m able to clip my toenails again. Staying on course this year, I should be able to get my one pack stomach to divide into the beginnings of at least a two pack by year end. My motto for 2013? No more Donelap’s disease for me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great NEWS YEARS EVE!, people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!'” –Dave Barry, “Christmas Shopping: A Survivor’s Guide”
“I’m going to tell you some jokes now, and I’ll be honest with you, a lot of these jokes have been re-gifted.” -David Letterman
“Last week a group of chefs baked the world’s largest pizza, which is gluten-free and contains 9,000 pounds of cheese. Or as Americans put it, ‘You had me at ‘world’s largest pizza’ � you LOST me at ‘gluten-free’ � then you won me back with ‘9,000 pounds of cheese.'” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Every December it was the same excruciating tradition. Our family would get up at the crack of dawn, go to a Christmas tree farm and tromp across acres of snow in search of the perfect tree. Hours later our feet would be freezing, but Mom would press on, convinced the tree of her dreams was “just up ahead.” One year I snapped. “Mom, face it. The perfect tree doesn’t exist. It’s like looking for a man. Just be satisfied if you can find one that isn’t dead, doesn’t have too many bald spots and is straight.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m sexy. I’m cute, I’m popular to boot. I’m pitchin’, great hair, the guys all love to stare. I’m wanted, I’m hot, I’m everything you’re not. I’m pretty, I’m cool, I dominate this school. Hate us ‘coz we’re beautiful, but we don’t like you either. We’re cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!”
Answer: Bring It On! This is a 2000 movie about cheerleading. Kirsten Dunst plays the captain of her high school cheerleading team that is getting ready to go to national championships. She found out that the captain before her had been stealing their rivals cheer routines for many years. She realizes there may be some trouble from the other team and they soon face some stiff competition going up against each other. That one cheer was just an example of what the one team would do. Not quite the type of cheerleading I did way back in my day.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you’re really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you’re just telling them that you’re a tattletale. Now, is that the tale you want to tell?” What movie do you suppose this tattle tale was in?
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
1) punched when starting work & discussion about scaling a mountain
2) a container of fibs & a shortage of baked goods
3) hasty vacation & prank gibe
4) a mongoose & artificial precipitation
ANSWER: 1) time clock & climb talk
2) pack of lies & lack of pies
3) quick trip & trick quip
4) snake foe & fake snow
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that would fit in the middle of pair that would create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended. Example: EVER – ______ – HORN Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
Mouth – _____________ – Meal
Mouse – _____________ – Door
Bed – ______________ – Mate
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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