WELCOME to Wednesday January 2, 2012.  OK! Heres the story……. 

My friend called a Venetian-blind repairman to come pick up a faulty blind. The next morning, while the family was at breakfast, the doorbell rang. My friend’s wife went to the door, and the man outside said, “I’m here for the Venetian blind.” 

 

Excusing herself in a preoccupied way, the wife went to the kitchen, fished a couple dollars from the food money, pressed it into the repairman’s hand, then gently closed the door and returned to the table. 

 

“Somebody collecting,” she explained, pouring the coffee. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday, people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“A new study found that people with a lot of phobias are more likely to have health problems. Or as those people put it, ‘I was afraid of that.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“They used to say a recession is when your neighbor lost his job, and a depression is when you lost yours, but now they say a recession is when Wall Street gets bailed out, and a depression is what you get thinking about it.” -Jay Leno

“In China, an animal trainer taught his monkeys Kung fu, and then they attacked him using his best kung fu moves.Luckily, they were no match for the parrot he’d taught to fire a gun.” -Conan O’Brien

  

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

The New Year’s Eve party had turned into a marathon with numerous guests coming and going. At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily though no one knew who he was, and was led to the bar in the basement. He sat there happily for about an hour before a strange light dawned on his face. “You know,” he confided to his host, “I wasn’t even invited to this party. I just came over to tell you that some of your guests’ cars are blocking my driveway. My wife’s been sitting out in the car waiting for me to get them moved.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you’re really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you’re just telling them that you’re a tattletale. Now, is that the tale you want to tell?” What movie do you suppose this tattle tale was in?

Answer: A Brady Bunch Movie! This 1995 movie was based on the television series of “The Brady Bunch” which ran from 1969-1974. The character Cindy was the youngest girl in the Brady family and the line came from when her father, Mike Brady, was having a heart to heart conversation with her about telling on someone. Watch the movie to find out who. Was it Alice? Was it Tiger? I’m not telling because then I would be a tattle tale. (Smile) 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? Major Strasser: “What is your nationality?” Rick Blaine: “I’m a drunkard.”

Captain Louis Renault: “That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that would fit in the middle of pair that would create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.  Example: EVER – ______ – HORN   Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

Mouth – _____________ – Meal

Mouse – _____________ – Door

Bed – ______________ – Mate

ANSWER:  Mouth – Piece – Meal

Mouse – Trap – Door

Bed – Room – Mate

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Which is the odd one out?

Boundaries

Cancerous

Librarian

Scorpions

Chameleon

Keyboards

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