WELCOME to Thursday January 3, 2012. New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep….  

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point: 

 

Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

 

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

 

Read less. Makes you think.

 

Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.

 

Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

 

Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.

 

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

 

Get in a whole NEW rut!

 

Personal goal: bring back disco.

 

Buy an ’83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.

 

Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

 

Get further in debt.

 

Break at least one traffic law.

 

Associate with even worse business clients.

 

Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

 

Wait around for opportunity.

 

Focus on the faults of others.

 

Mope about my faults.

 

Never make New Year’s resolutions again. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday, people and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

 “The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.” 

– Edith Sitwell

 

“Health is not simply the absence of sickness.” 

– Hannah Green 

 

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” 

– Leo Tolstoy 

  

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

I wondered if I could get my husband to address Christmas cards, as I had so much to do. I arranged everything we needed, then hopefully pulled up a chair and said, “Come on, Dear, let’s get these out of the way.” He glanced at the array on the table, turned away and went into the den, only to return moments later with a high stack of cards, stamped, sealed, and addressed.

“They’re last year’s,” he said. “I forgot to mail them. Now let’s go out to dinner and relax.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???   Major Strasser: “What is your nationality?” Rick Blaine: “I’m a drunkard.”

Captain Louis Renault: “That makes Rick a citizen of the world.”

Answer: Casablanca! “Casablanca” is a classic film from 1942 starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. The film is based upon the beginning years of WWII and Bogey’s character was running a swanky nightclub in Casablanca. One night, there was a fuss over someone singing a German patriotic song and another person singing a French anthem that a disturbance occurred. Major Strasser was the German officer who asked Bogey what nationality he was and Captain Renault was a police officer. There were many memorable lines from this movie and I found these lines to be amusing. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”.

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

 Which is the odd one out?

Boundaries

Cancerous

Librarian

Scorpions

Chameleon

Keyboards

ANSWER: “Keyboards”. All the other words contain names from the 12 signs of the zodiac: bound-Aries, Cancer-ous, Libra-rian, Scorpio-ns, chame-Leo-n

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Find out what the animals are! (for example, “To run away or escape” could be a “flea”)

1. A strong body tissue

2. Government head of a town/city

3. To sound low, husky, or grating

4. Relating to a group of singers

5. Stealin’

6. A parent’s female sibling

7. A mythical curse or bond

8. A second-person pronoun

9. Thin thread-like outgrowth from the skin

10. To exist. A form of ‘am’ or ‘was.’

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT SOLVING JOB KIM! 

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