WELCOME to Monday January 7, 2013. Country Song Titles…
In Country music, sometimes the title is the best part…
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
You’re the reason our kids are so ugly
I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
I keep forgettin’ I forgot about you
She got the gold mine and I got the shaft
My wife ran off with my best friend and I sure do miss him
I changed her oil, she changed my life
Drop-kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life
Thank God and Greyhound she’s gone
If you don’t leave me alone I’ll go and find someone else who will
She got the ring and I got the finger
I’ve got the hungries for your love and I’m waiting in your welfare line
I fell in a pile of you and got love all over me.
My John Deere was breaking your field while your Dear John was breaking my heart.
I wouldn’t take her to a dawg fight because I’m afraid she’d win.
They may put me in prison but they can’t stop my face from breaking out.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice. Wayne Dyer
Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. Og Mandino
If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. Jim Rohn
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. William James
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
Thomas A. Edison
If you can dream it, you can do it. Walt Disney
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so I thought I’d pass it on to some of my friends. The article suggested doing it three days a week. Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb.potato sacks, then 50-lb. potato sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks; but be careful.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
Answer: Casablanca! Yes, that’s right, “Casablanca” again. This was said by Humphrey Bogart in “Casablanca” (1942). He was talking to Sam, the piano player, after the nightclub had closed and he was drinking heavily and feeling depressed about seeing his former love appear that evening. Many classic lines probably are special because they touch a chord deep inside us all that many can relate to. Rent “Casablanca” the next time you have a free evening. If you haven’t seen it before, rent it because it is such a classic and you can see where these lines come from. I hope you enjoy the film.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? Mrs. White: ‘Are you a cop?’ Mr. Green: ‘No I’m a plant.’ Miss. Scarlet: ‘A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
After recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question’s wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question’s wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key?
Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door.
Blue: This key is not at one of the ends.
Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between).
Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door.
Orange: This key is in the middle.
ANSWER: The order (from left to right) is Green, Red, Orange, Blue, Yellow. The blue key is the key to the door.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
We’re all nuts .. can you name us?
1. Big country in South America.
2. A pod is my pad.
3. This came down in Germany.
4. Confection ingredient.
5. Sneaking a look-on.
6. Gorillas show dominance by beating this.
7. May be found in the company of a witch.
Scoring:
1-3 right. Sorry, you’re normal.
4-5 right. I’m beginning to worry about you!
6-7 right. Definitely certifiable nut expert!
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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