WELCOME to Thursday January 10, 2013. Just Pondering…..
The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“According to a new poll, Congress is now less popular than head lice, Nickelback, and Donald Trump. In a related story, head lice is insulted that it’s being lumped in with Donald Trump and Nickelback.” -Conan O’Brien

“Alabama won the college football championship game. It was a tough loss for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. If only Irish people had some kind of tradition of drowning their sorrows in something, it would have been much easier.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her “the talk.” “Sometimes, it’s easy to get carried away when you are with a boy,” I said. “Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life.” “Don’t worry,” she said. “I don’t plan on ruining my life until I get married.”

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew. “You’re sisters?” he asked incredulously. “You look nothing alike. Pointing to her nose and my chin, my sister said, “Different plastic surgeons.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘If I’m not back in five minutes… Wait longer.’

Answer: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is a 1994 American action comedy film directed by Tom Shadyac and starring Jim Carrey.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
My first is purple, fit for a king,
My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.
My third is red, July’s birthstone as well,
My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.
My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,
My sixth is Crocidolite, striped like the big cat’s eye.
Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April’s stone,
Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.
Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,
And you will find the stuff for which even the gods yearn.

ANSWER: The gems are
Amethyst
Emerald (Emerald city – Wizard of OZ)
Ruby
Pearl (From inside oyster shell)
Diamond
Tiger’s eye
Cubic Zirconium (Fake diamond)
Black Opal
Taking the first letter of Amethyst, second of Emerald etcetera gives
Ambrosia – The food of the gods.

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that would fit in the middle of pair that would create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER ______ HORN
Answer: EVER _ GREEN – HORN

TOP ——- TAIL
RAM ——- RIDGE
SAFE ——- RAIL

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