WELCOME to Monday January 14, 2013. Pondering…..
It’s a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world “up over”?

Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
Only sick music makes money today.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

— Sauce unknown

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Answer: Airplane!

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let’s get married!
Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that’s bigamy!
Spaulding: Yes! And it’s big of me, too!

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Recently, Snow White’s seven dwarfs met up with three of their friends and went to the cinema to see Bambi. From the clues below, can you determine the order in which they stood in the ticket queue?

Grumpy was in front of Dopey. Stumpy was behind Sneezy and Doc. Doc was in front of Droopy and Happy.
Sleepy was behind Stumpy, Smelly and Happy.
Happy was in front of Sleepy, Smelly and Bashful.
Bashful was behind Smelly, Droopy and Sleepy.
Sneezy was in front of Dopey. Smelly was in front of Grumpy, Stumpy and Sneezy.
Dopey was in front of Droopy.
Sleepy was in front of Grumpy and Bashful.
Dopey was behind Sneezy, Doc and Sleepy.
Stumpy was in front of Dopey. Smelly was behind Doc.
ANSWER: Doc, Happy, Smelly, Sneezy, Stumpy, Sleepy
Grumpy, Dopey, Droopy, Bashful

Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Make CARP (fish) evolve into GOAT (mammal) by changing one letter at a time. Each change must produce a valid word in the English language. But there is a catch. The evolution must go through NEWT (amphibian) and CROW (bird). No word can be used more than once.

CARP —-> NEWT —-> CROW —-> GOAT

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