WELCOME to Thursday January 17, 2013. More Pondering for Thursday…
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

How can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on?

Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Why are they called ‘Jolly Ranchers’? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Can a short person “talk down” to a taller person?

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isn’t refrigerated?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?

When there’s two men who “get married”, do they both go to the same bachelor party?

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Archeologists investigating an ancient shipwreck in Italy have discovered pills over 2,000 years old. Meanwhile, my mom was like, ‘That date is just a recommendation. They’re still good.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Justin Bieber is being sued for allegedly beating up his ex-bodyguard. Which begs the question who hires a bodyguard that Justin Bieber can beat up?” -Conan O’Brien

“My New Year’s resolution this year was to get a gym membership, use it twice, and then never use it again. I’m already halfway there.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An elderly patient paid me a wonderful compliment. “You’re beautiful,” she said. I must have looked skeptical because she was quick to assure me that she was sincere. “It’s just that I rarely hear flattering comments about my looks,” I explained. She smiled understandingly. “That’s just because you’re fat. But it doesn’t mean you aren’t pretty.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “That business before when that tall guy, what’s-his-name, was trying to bait me? That doesn’t prove anything. I’m a pretty excitable person. I mean, where does he come off calling me a public avenger, sadist and everything? Anyone in his right mind would blow his stack. He was just trying to bait me.” “He did an excellent job.”

Answer: Twelve Angry Men! “Twelve Angry Men” (1957) was directed by Sidney Lumet. A claustrophobic, sweaty movie set almost entirely in a single room where twelve jurors are deciding their verdict in a murder case. From the very start, it’s eleven jurors to one. The only one who doubts that the defendant is definitely guilty is played by Henry Fonda and gradually, through his argument and persuasion, others change their minds.
The quoted conversation takes place between two jurors just after another heated group discussion; neither of them are the Fonda character, but he is referred to in the quote as “that tall guy, what’s-his-name”.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “There’s no living with a killing. There’s no going back from one. Right or wrong, it’s a brand… a brand sticks. There’s no going back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her… tell her everything’s alright. And there aren’t any more guns in the valley.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
7 dogs were boarding at the local Pet Lodge. Each dog was in a separate run, all in a single row. One of the employees left the cages unlocked and the dogs have all gotten out of their runs. She needs to put each of them back in the right cage, but this is all she remembers. Help her get them in the right cages, and QUICK! Dogs: Beau, Duke, Fluffy, Lady, Princess, Rover, and Spike

1. Spike doesn’t like other dogs much, so he was on one of the ends.

2. Princess was somewhere to the left of Beau.

3. Rover was in the third run from the right.

4. The only dog between Fluffy and Lady was Princess.

5. Duke was directly to the left of Lady.

ANSWER: Duke-Lady-Princess-Fluffy-Rover-Beau-Spike

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What is the answer to this rebus?

BELL- “I’m full!”

SERGEANT- “Can’t eat another bite!”

DOCTOR- “No more soda or anything else for me, thanks, wouldn’t know where to fit it.”

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