WELCOME to Monday January 28, 2013. Nose Picking..
Deep Salvage Pick
Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.

Utensil Pick
When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren’t enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.

Extra Pick
When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only equalled by winning the lottery.

Depression Pick
When your sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.

Pick A Lot
What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.

Kiddie Pick
When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there’s no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch
When you make believe you’ve got an itch but you’re really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you’re probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick
The kind you do in a car, when no one’s looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work, while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting….

Pick Your Brains
Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don’t catch on to what you did.

Pick And Flick
Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range around you.

Pick And Stick
You wanted it to be a “Pick and Flick,” but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Pipe Cleaner Pick
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra

By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins

If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
Albert Einstein

I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
Carl Sandburg

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
It was a cold winter day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not to far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line.
It only took about a minute and WHAM!, a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. The old man couldn’t believe it but figured it was just luck. But the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one. This went on and on until finally the old man couldn’t take it any more since he hadn’t caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, “Son, I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?” To which the boy responded, “roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.” “What was that?” The old man asked. Again the boy responded, “roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.” “Look” said the old man, “I can’t understand a word you are saying.”
So the boy spit into his hand and said, “You have to keep the worms warm!”

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Why does everything you say sound like a threat?” “Maybe it’s a mannerism – because I don’t threaten friends, Harvey. But why furnish your enemies with ammunition? You’re a family man. Someday, God willing, you may want to be President. Now here you are, Harvey, out in the open where any hep person knows that this one…. is toting THAT one…. around for you.”

Answer: “Sweet Smell of Success” (1959) was directed by Alexander Mackendrick. This is one of my all-time favourite movies with sparkling script, brilliant camerawork, and great performances from Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis in the lead roles. It’s set in New York and explores the relationship between a powerful but brutal columnist, J.J. Hunsecker (Lancaster), and scheming, ambitious Public Relations man, Sidney Falco (Curtis). In this scene, J.J. is in a bar giving Senator Harvey Walker some frank advice. The Senator is accompanied by a good time girl and her agent, and it’s clear that some sexual favours are on offer. J.J., as usual, doesn’t mince his words.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “It’s funny to think that just a year ago, I sat in that Knightsbridge pub actually planning to murder her. And I might have done it, if I hadn’t seen something that changed my mind.” “Well? What did you see?” “I saw you”.

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Inside each set of the following words, there is a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”

1. Firecracker/Misconstruing
2. Blockbuster/Doohickey
3. Shunting/Bespeckled
4. Proliferation/Climbable
5. Heartstrings/Consciences

ANSWER: 1. Rack & Ruin 2. Lock & Key 3. Hunt & Peck
4. Life & Limb 5. Arts & Sciences

Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Justin Case and Auntie Bellum are fellow con artists who deliver coded messages to each other to communicate. Recently Auntie Bellum was put in jail for stealing a rare and expensive diamond. Only a few days after this, Justin Case sent her a friendly letter asking her how she was. On the inside of the envelope of the letter, he hid a code. Yesterday, Auntie Bellum escaped and left the envelope and the letter inside the jail cell. The police did some research and found the code on the inside of the envelope, but they haven’t been able to crack it. Could you help the police find out what the message is?

This is the code:
llwatchawtfeclocklnisksundialcirbetimersool

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