WELCOME to Wednesday January 30, 2013. New Jersey’s Crazy Laws…..
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

You may not slurp your soup.

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

It is against the law to “frown” at a police officer.

On a highway you can not park under a bridge.

Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday.

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.

Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The Sundance Film Festival begins today. The jury is choosing among 87 different films. I don’t know if I could be a judge. Watching five movies a day sounds exhausting. But maybe that’s just a sign of how out of shape I am.” -Craig Ferguson

“According to a new study, as much as 81 percent of people lie on online dating websites. Researchers said they were surprised by how many people actually hate long walks on the beach at sunset.” -Jay Leno

“A school in New Zealand discovered that a model skeleton for an anatomy class was actually a real human skeleton. Yeah, they made the realization when they noticed they hadn’t seen their anatomy teacher in about eight months.” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Freelance newspaper writers don’t get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines. So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at the bank, and I was depositing a stack of checks. “Wow,” said the teller, reading off the names of publishers from the tops of the checks. “You must deliver a lot of papers.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You know, I seen you a lot of times before. Remember parochial school, out on Paluski Street? Seven, eight years ago. Your hair, you had your hair…” “Braids.” “Looked like a hunk of rope. And you had wires on your teeth and glasses and everything. You was really a mess.”

Answer: “On the Waterfront” (1954) was directed by Elia Kazan. This is terrific, brooding melodrama starring Marlon Brando as Terry (“I coulda been a contender”) Malloy, a none-too-bright longshoreman who used to be a boxer. Terry gets caught up in a union dispute and falls afoul of evil Johnny Friendly (Lee J. Cobb). Terry’s love interest is Edie Doyle (Eva Marie Saint), and the quoted exchange occurs early in the movie when they meet for the first time as adults. Terry feels guilty because he was (unwittingly) instrumental in the recent death of Edie’s brother.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to! Now, you keep forgetting the conditions on which I agreed to stay on living with you”. “I’m not living with you! We occupy the same cage, that’s all.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”

1. Gulliver/Clearness
2. Tragicomedy/Pentagon
3. Chinchilla/Magdalene
4. Terrestrial/Ecoterrorist
5. Thundershower/Intellectual

ANSWER: 1. Live & Learn 2. Come & Go 3. Hill & Dale 4. Trial & Error 5. Show & Tell

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Someone has stolen Beethoven’s Wig and has put it in one of four locked boxes. The boxes are numbered from 1,2,3,4 in that order. There are four different keys that each has their own color. Use the clues below to figure out which key goes in which box and to find the box where Beethoven’s wig is being kept.

1. The green key goes to the third or fourth box
2. The wig is to the left of the fourth box
3. The wig is to the right of the first box
4. The yellow key is to the left of the wig
5. The blue key is to the right of the yellow key and to the left of the green key
6. The red key goes to the first box

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!

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