WELCOME to Friday February 1, 2013. Conflicting Proverbs….
Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than the sword.
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss.
Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost.
A silent man is a wise one. A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Clothes make the man. Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Better safe than sorry.
Money talks. Talk is cheap.
The only thing constant is change. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Two heads are better than one. If you want something done right, do it yourself.
Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Great minds think alike. Fools seldom differ.
Birds of a feather flock together. Opposites attract.
The bigger, the better. The best things come in small packages.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Out of sight, out of mind.
What will be, will be. Life is what you make it.
Cross your bridges when you come to them. Forewarned is forearmed.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
With age comes wisdom. Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.
The more, the merrier. Two’s company; three’s a crowd.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A recent article says yoga-related injuries are on the rise. It’s not surprising that yoga fans are upset with this article. After all, it’s easy for them to get bent out of shape.” -Craig Ferguson

“A man named Peter Robbins, a 56-year-old guy, was the voice of Charlie Brown on TV. He was arrested for stalking. Apparently, Charlie Brown did not have the money to post bail. You know why? He’s working for peanuts.” -Jay Leno

“New York City is always striving to improve the quality of life here. Now they’re taking down all of the street signs on poles in the city because of clutter. Radioactive steam not a problem. City buses disappearing into potholes not a problem. Meat vendors selling squirrel not a problem.” -Dave Letterman

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I arrived home to find the place ransacked. Fortunately, my niece and her husband, PJ, were with me. Grabbing a golf club out of the trunk, PJ searched the house to make sure the robber was gone. Then he looked at the club a three iron. “I should have taken the wedge,” he said. “Why?” I asked. “Lately I’ve been having trouble hitting anything with my three.”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn’t give me a chaser”.

Answer: “North by Northwest” (1959) was directed by Alfred Hitchcock. This is a classic Hitchcock spy/chase movie. In this scene, Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant) is talking on the phone with his overbearing mother, explaining how the bad guys had forced him to drink alcohol before putting him, almost unconscious, behind the wheel of a car. The car had been set in motion, leaving Thornhill to wake up and attempt to drive down a mountain road. The bad guys wanted him out of the way so he would be prevented from thwarting their evil plans.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “What do you take me for?” “I don’t know that I’d take you for anything.”
“Is it possible, even conceivable, that you’ve confused me with that gang of backward children you play tricks on, that you have the same contempt for me as you have for them?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”

1. Skyrocketing/Trolleyman
2. Thermometer/Apoplexy
3. Delaware/Bordering
4. Surprised/Trashiness
5. Throughout/Stumblebum

ANSWER: 1. Rock & Roll 2. Mom & Pop 3. Law & Order 4. Rise & Shine 5. Rough & Tumble

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
R S E
O
W

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!

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