WELCOME to Friday February 8, 2013. …
I went to sleep Wednesday expecting to wake up on Thursday, instead I woke up today! It’s Friday, what the Facebook happened to Thursday? Have you ever done that? Lost a day and sat down and wondered what happened to that day? All of the stuff that I had planned to do, now I have to cram it all together today! Also today everybody will want you to do something for them and then your peaceful Friday now becomes a stress day!

All because you can’t say no to people and because you lost one day of activities, homework, web site design, hotel bookings, kids, family members, your wife’s job, everybody wants something from you and all you want really is that missed day. WHATEVER! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“According to reports from a journal called Psychological Science, people eat more junk food and gain weight during tough economic times. How ironic is that? The biggest obstacle to Michele Obama’s war on obesity is President Obama’s economic policy.” -Jay Leno

“The Canadians got rid of their penny today. There are no more one-cent coins in Canada. So now if you’re in Canada, and say to someone ‘a penny for your thoughts,’ that is now illegal. They will put you in jail.” -Craig Ferguson

“A French tattoo artist met a young lady and less than 24 hours after they met, she allowed him to tattoo his name on her face. That means she either really loves him or really hates her parents.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: “There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year.” Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, “Will I get away with it?”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I told you boys that I’m no escape artist. For the first time, I like the odds, because now I’ve got me a decoy – Price. When I go, I want you to give me five minutes – exactly five minutes – to get Dunbar out of that water tank. And then you throw Price out onto the compound, nice and loud. He’ll draw every light from every goon tower. It’s our only chance to cut through”.

Answer: “Stalag 17” (1953) was directed by Billy Wilder. This is a classic prisoner-of-war movie. Sefton (William Holden) is explaining to the other inmates of Stalag 17 how he plans to escape, using Nazi spy, Price (Peter Graves) as a diversion. The Germans are searching for a missing prisoner, Dunbar, who Sefton plans to collect on the way out. Up to this point, Sefton has been the outsider, the man suspected of being the spy, hence mistrusted by the other men. But finally he has been able to prove to them that it is Price who has been passing messages to the Germans, using a hollowed chess piece. Price ends up as the fall guy – mistakenly shot by his own side.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Seven letters are we,
Four different words we make.
Guess us or be ridiculed;
Your reputation’s at stake.

The first has pictures,
Paintings and such.
The second causes sneezing,
From ragweed or dust.
The third is an adverb,
It’s hard to explain
It’s the same as immensely
But it’s much more plain.
If you can act like a king,
this word you will sing.

These clues are sparse
This riddle may be tough.
But if you are smart
Then it will be enough.

ANSWER: Gallery, Allergy, Largely and Regally
A gallery has pictures and paintings
Allergies make you sneeze
Largely is somewhat difficult to describe – it is certainly a synonym for immensely, but not as strong.
Regally means to act royally, or kingly.

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Name the automobile makes:

1. river wading place
2. ringed planet
3. famous emancipator
4. weep convulsively
5. Star Wars action figure
6. earth wanderer
7. spotted cat
8. heavy metal
9. evade
10. diminutive
11. endlessness
12. bawl + disparaging remark

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!

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