WELCOME to Wednesday February 13, 2013. 1st Date Conversation…..
1st Date Conversation

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 six packs.
Lady: How much does a six pack cost?
Man: About $10.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: I guess.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: I suppose so.
Lady: Do you know that if you didn’t drink, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari?
Man: You don’t say. So, do YOU drink?
Lady: No.
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Monopoly is getting a big makeover. They want to make the Monopoly game more modern and bring it up to date to reflect our current culture. Like, in the new version of Monopoly, the banker never goes to jail.” -Jay Leno

“The Department of Justice is trying to block Anheuser-Busch from buying Corona. So they did what everyone else does got their older brother to buy it for them.” -Jimmy Fallon

“You know when it comes to organic food, the USDA is very tough. You can’t have anything that ends in ‘eetos.'” -Craig Ferguson

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Classified Ad from local newspaper: 06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000, $9,000 This bike is perfect! It has only 1,000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. It’s been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “Do whatever you want.” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call Steve.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late… I use the side door – that way Lumbergh can’t see me. And, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour… I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”?

Answer: Office Space! In this 1999 Mike Judge comedy, Ron Livingston plays Peter Gibbons, a guy who works a boring, repetitive cubicle job. After a therapy session gone wrong, Peter starts rebelling by being lazy, not showing up for work, and eventually just deciding he was not going to go to work at all anymore. He and his buddies also devise a way to rip the company off. In the film, management hire two cost-cutting consultants to speak with all the employees and make recommendations on where the company can downsize. Despite Peter telling The Bobs (so-called, because the characters share the same first name) that he barely works at all, they love him, and they suggest that he be promoted to management.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “What’s with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?”

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA MASTERS AWARD GOES TO STEVE & MARY SCHICK FOR SOLVING TUESDAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA OF THE DAY!

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.”

Okay, here’s your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon.”
What was the director’s response?

ANSWER: “No,” answered the Director. “A normal person would pull the plug.” So, how did *YOU* do?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
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TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO STEVE & MARY SCHICK AND ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE SOLVING JOB PEOPLE!

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