WELCOME to Thursday February 14, 2013. Fishing…..
It was a cold winter day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not to far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line.

It only took about a minute and WHAM!, a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn’t believe it but figured it was just luck. But the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn’t take it any more since he hadn’t caught a thing all this time. He went to the boy and said, “Son, I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble.

You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?” To which the boy responded, “roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.”

“What was that?” The old man asked.

Again the boy responded, “roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.”

“Look” said the old man, “I can’t understand a word you are saying.”

So the boy spit into his hand and said, “You have to keep the worms warm!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.”
– Sir Winston Churchill

“Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
– Mark Twain

“Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working.”
– Pablo Picasso

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Martin had just received his brand new driver’s license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says the beaming boy to his father. “Nope,” comes dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me all these years.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “What’s with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?”

Answer: “Clueless”(1995) is about Cher (Alicia Silverstone) and her Beverly Hills friends’ experiences in high school and the social realm. Midway through the movie, Cher is going to a party with Christian (Justin Walker). He shows up to pick her up, and manages to irritate both Cher’s father, Mel (Dan Hedaya), and her ex-stepbrother, Josh (Paul Rudd). Mel let Cher leave with Christian, but not before asking Christian this question, and then telling him, “If anything happens to my daughter, I’ve got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you.”.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Thirty packets of ketchup.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
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ANSWER: Eleanor Roosevelt ‘L’ in ‘or’ rows of ‘elt’

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In each sentence, an animal is concealed. The first sentence has dog concealed. Can you find the others?

1. What shall I do, Gertrude?
2. Asking nutty questions can be most annoying.
3. A gold key is not a common key.
4. Horace tries in school to be a very good boy.
5. People who drive too fast are likely to be arrested.
6. Did I ever tell you, Bill, I once found a dollar?
7. John came late to his arithmetic class.
8. I enjoy listening to music at night.

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