WELCOME to Tuesday February 19, 2013. What CONFUCIUS Didn’t Say!

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . …… “Lion will not cheat on wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The other night President Obama gave his State of the Union address. This year is a real break with tradition. When the president walked into the chamber, instead of ‘Hail to the Chief,’ they played ‘Hey, Big Spender.'” -Jay Leno

“The trend this year is couples saying they don’t need to get each other anything for Valentine’s Day, because they love each other EVERY day. I think that’s sweet, but to all the guys out there watching, I just want to say it’s a trap!” -Jimmy Fallon

“The Vatican said that as soon as the Pope resigns, he will no longer be infallible. The Vatican said it’s the same thing that happened to Oprah.” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists’ canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: “Can you please cut some canvas for me?” Me: “Certainly, what width?”
Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) “Scissors?”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Did Doogie Howser just steal my car?

Answer: “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” (2004) is about two stoner friends’ quest to get to White Castle, as they encounter multiple obstacles along the way. John Cho stars as Harold, and Kal Penn stars as Kumar.
One problem they experience while trying to get to White Castle is when they pick up Neil Patrick Harris (who plays a fictionalized version of himself), who is hitchhiking on the side of the road. When they stop for gas and directions, NPH takes off in Harold’s car. A sequel, “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” was released in 2008, and the films’ writers announced there would be a third film in the series, and that John Cho and Kal Penn would return as the stars. The status of a third film is now uncertain, however, as Kal Penn changed careers in 2009 to work for President Obama.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I can see the Statue of Liberty already! … It’s very small, of course.”

Monday’s Quizzler is……….
The following sentences can be completed by adding two words that are anagrams of one another. Each word has only four letters. Enjoy!

1. If you prick your finger while picking a ____, it may be very ____.

2. If you take a ____ at the Mad Hatter’s party, you still may not get a sip of his ____.

3. If you need some stamps, then you must ____ by the ____ office.

4. If you eat a whole ____ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare ____ around your middle.

5. If you have a ____ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on the future, not on the ____.

ANSWER: 1. rose, sore 2. seat, teas 3. stop, Post 4. tier, tire 5. spat, past

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can’t live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you’re done you can never get me back.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! WAY2GO! ANDREA!

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