WELCOME to Wednesday February 27, 2013. Strange United States Laws…..

In Ottumwa, Iowa, “It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted.”

In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

In Carmel, N.Y., a man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.

In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

In Miami, it’s illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

In St. Louis, it’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is
parked on the couple’s own property.

In Hartford, Conn., you aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

In Baltimore, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.

In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t get lost in the snow and don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
– Yogi Berra

“Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.”
– Marlene Dietrich

“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
– George Orwell

“A seventh grade teacher in California was arrested for teaching while drunk. Which is why an entire Earth Science class now thinks hurricanes are formed when rum collides with lime juice, passion fruit, and crushed ice in a hot pink souvenir cup from Senor Frog’s.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to the new study, women talk almost three times as much as men. Well, you know why? Because they know men aren’t listening the first two times.” -Jay Leno

“Japanese researchers have successfully grown hair on a bald mouse. The researchers are ecstatic, and the mouse is relieved he doesn’t have to keep wearing that stupid toupee.” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
While in the checkout line at my local hardware store I overheard one man say to another, “My wife has been after me to paint our shed. But I let it go for so long she got mad and did it herself.” His friend nodded. “I like women who get mad like that.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘Hi. I’m Earth. Have we met?’

Answer: Tommy Boy! “Tommy Boy” is about a man, Tommy Callaghan, continuing his father’s business trip after his father passes away. He and Richard Hayden, his father’s employee, visit various places and go through many ordeals together. This is said by Richard to a woman who works at the airport. After he asks her to put him on a plane to Chicago as soon as possible. She suggests putting him on a plane coming BACK from Chicago and then asks if this helps. He responds with this quote, clearly thinking it is a very stupid suggestion.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ‘MIKE! Dude, there’s this chick out there…these two chicks…they’re triplets, man!’

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) canine fur & porcine challenge
2) rock toss & to pack up royal furniture
3) arsonist’s desire & to battle a fibber
4) underground amphibian & bar rules

ANSWER: 1) dog hair & hog dare
2) throw a stone & stow a throne
3) light a fire & fight a liar
4) cavern toad & tavern code

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Decipher this phrase-

NHAPPY

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB BANKS!

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