WELCOME to Wednesday March 20, 2013. Here’s the Story….

Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.

Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.

Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.

So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Cab drivers are now illegally overcharging you for made-up charges. I was in a cab today and I was charged $11 for shipping and handling.” -David Letterman

“Last night a woman in New York gave birth to a healthy baby girl inside a Walmart. Obviously it’s a little embarrassing to give birth in a Walmart, which is why she plans on telling her daughter she was born in a Target.” -Jimmy Fallon

“You know what I liked best about the election of the new Pope? Just the fact that we don’t have to see any more of those negative Pope campaign ads.” -Jay Leno

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. “If you can answer one easy trivia question,” a young man said, “you’ll win ten free dance lessons!” Before I could tell him I was not interested he continued, “You’ll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented.” “I don’t know,” I replied dryly, trying to discourage him. “What are you holding in your hand right now?” he asked excitedly. “A bologna sandwich.” “Congratulations!” he yelled. “And for having such a great sense of humor…”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?”

Answer: My Fair Lady is a musical based upon George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion and with book and lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner and music by Frederick Loewe. The story concerns Eliza Doolittle, a Cockney flower girl who takes speech lessons from professor Henry Higgins, a phoneticist, so that she may pass as a well-born lady.
The musical’s 1956 Broadway production was a hit, setting what was then the record for the longest run of any major musical theatre production in history. It was followed by a hit London production, a popular film version, and numerous revivals. It has been called “the perfect musical”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals. What I’m saying to you is this…when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A long time ago there was a king named Joe. Joe was the king of Persia and he was angry at the king of Greece. One day Joe sent a messenger to go to Apollo’s Oracle at Delphi (a prophet) to find out if he should go to war with Greece. When the messenger returned he received this message:

To war you shall go.
From war you shall return.
Never because of war shall you perish.

1 year later, after hard fought battles, Joe loses the war and is captured in battle. The King of Greece is going to have him executed, however, Joe asks him one thing: “How is it that I am about to die, when the prophet told me otherwise?” (assume the prophet is never wrong)

ANSWER: To war you shall go.
From war you shall return
never; Because of war shall you perish.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Yeah, they keep me locked up, but I guess I’m thankful, in short.
I hand out the beatings, while my neighbors import and export.
We make a good team, especially me as the muscle,
But with two dozen guards, I’m glad we never tussle.
But really, I got a lotta my own connections,
Imports, exports, with thousands collectin’.
But between us, there’s really no competition,
I call it harmonizin’ cause we’re on the same mission.
No one is unnecessary, or, you know, too small,
The guy upstairs is the boss of it all.
He’s also incarcerated, but for his good I bet it is,
Business is good, so long as we get the messages.

Question:

Who’s doing the talking, and who are the other players in this riddle? (there are a total of 28, minus the narrator’s connections)

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