WELCOME to Wednesday March 27, 2013.
10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line
1. Pluto’s “accident” on Deck 3
2. Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.
3. Exterminator killed off “rat” problem only to discover they were Mickey and Minnie’s cousins.
4. Drunken dispute between Donald and The Mighty Ducks over who was mightier.
5. Charo kept showing up.
6. The Beast from “Beauty and the Beast” kept eating the midnight buffet.
7. The Seven Dwarfs vandalized the ship after failing to meet the “You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride” Requirements.
8. Stench of seawater and 101 Dalmations was too strong.
9. Tour guide Goofy goes into drunken rampage and uses Chip and Dale as Shuffleboard discs.
10. New hires Doc, Isaac, and Gopher quit days before launch, citing that this job is not as “exciting and new” as their last one.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you’ve been in it for a while… it isn’t so hot.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.
Most people would be angry if their company was bought and the new owners replaced them with their own people. Not our neighbor Andy. “You know how it goes,” he said, waxing philosophical. “Every circus brings its own clowns.”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Maury ran a small commercial real estate company. One day, a few years back, he sold his interest in one of his projects for 3 million dollars. The only problem was that the guy who bought him out was a big shot in his very small hometown in Pennsylvania, and he wanted Maury to use the local bank branch. So Maury goes in to the bank and tells the teller he’d like to open a few accounts. The teller goes through the list of gifts you can get for your initial deposit. $300 gets you a toaster, $600 for a television, etc. The teller then asks him how much he would like to deposit. Without saying a word, Maury hands her the cashier’s check. The teller turns bright red, and runs to get her manager.
The manager escorts him into her office, where they sit down. “Sir, welcome to our town. We’re thrilled to have you as a customer. What can I get you?” To which Maury replied, “I’ll take 10,000 toasters.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I could more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine.”
Answer: Pride and Prejudice! This is said by Elizabeth Bennett (Keira Knightly) of Mr. Darcy (Matthew Macfadyen), a man who has unknowlingly caught the eye of the audacious Elizabeth. Elizabeth says this when she knows she loves Darcy and he loves her but her pride comes in and she does not want to forgive him for lying to her. Elizabeth Bennett is one of Jane Austen’s most famous heroines. The novel revolves around five sisters, Jane, Elizabeth, Mary, Kitty and Lydia Bennett. She is a woman who believes in marrying only for love, not for money. Her mother, however, firmly believes marrying a rich man is the only way to maintain status in society and be happy. Mr. Darcy is an extremely weathly bachelor, one that Mrs. Bennett would adore to have as a son-in-law. Elizabeth, however, resists her mother’s forceful behaviour until she, herself, begins to fall for him.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The following sentences have two blanks that can be filled with two words that are anagrams of each other. Please find those words.
1. The mathematician turned out to be a friend to Mary. He not only was a great math _____, but he would also take her ______ fishing after the lessons.
2. Speech is silver, but that doesn’t give one __________ to ramble on about nothing. After all, __________ is golden.
3. The ambassador was going to need a police ________ for that particularly violent ________ of the city.
ANSWER: TUTOR, TROUT, LICENSE, SILENCE, ESCORT, SECTOR
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. Try to find all four.
Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)
1. Revert to the first quadrilateral of equal sides and angles.
2. One suffering from Macular Degeneration guiding one with less than 1/10 of normal vision.
3. Restrain your multiple Equus caballus.
4. The writing utensil containing small amounts of ink is more puissant than the iron hand-held weapon.
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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