WELCOME to Wednesday April 10, 2013. Tongue Twisters……..

Before trying the tongue twister make sure you stick out and wriggle your tongue for some warming up. in one breath please say as fast as you can. Try these enthusiastically. It might just be the thing to wake you up on a sleepy afternoon.

 

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot said the two to the tutor is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?

 

There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight; for a night light’s just a slight light on a light night like tonight.

 

If she stops at the shop where I stop and if she shops in the shop where I shop, then I shan’t stop to shop at the shop where she stops to shop.

 

I had an old saw, and I bought a new saw. I took the handle off the old saw and put it on the new saw. and of all the saws I ever saw I never saw a saw saw like that new saw sawed.

 

Betty botter bought some butter but she said,”the butter’s bitter, if I put it in my batter it will make the batter bitter.” so she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she put it in her batter and so the batter wasn’t bitter.

 

Swim, sam, swim, show them you’re a swimmer! six sharp sharks seek small snacks so swim, sam, swim!

 

Down the slipper slide they slid sitting slightly sideways: slipping swiftly, see them skid on holidays and fridays.

 

A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do? said the fly,”let us flee!” “let us fly!” said the flea so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

the suitors wore shorts and a short shooting suit to a short suit. but the shorts didn’t suit the short shooting suit, and at the short suit the short shooting suit didn’t suit. oh, shoot!

 

Peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers a pack of pickled peppers peter piper picked. if peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, where’s the pack of pickled peppers peter piper picked?

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“Dunkin’ Donuts is testing a new food item. A glazed donut/egg sandwich. If it tests well, it’s going to be used in prisons as a form of lethal injection.” -Jay Leno

“Delta announced that it is shrinking the size of its bathrooms to add four more seats on every plane. Cuz every time I’m in a plane’s bathroom, I always think: ‘Man, they could fit at LEAST three more people in here.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every day lose more weight than women that don’t drink at all. At least, that’s what your wife will slur to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer practice.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

 A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the driver says, “How are you this fine day?” “I’m the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can’t wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me.” “Congratulations,” said the driver reaching back to shake the young man’s hand. “I’m Mitch. Harvard Class of ’79.”

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Brilliant, isn’t he? Completely demented, of course. Terrifying to be in the same room with him.”

 

Answer: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! The character Ron Weasley said this to Harry and Hermione referring to ‘Mad Eye Moody’, who was the new Dark Arts teacher. They had just left the classroom and were on the stairs. He was a pretty frightening-looking character. This movie came out in 2005 . This is from the series of books written by J.K. Rowling, starring the wonderful wizard Harry Potter. He goes from one adventure to another with his two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “The last time I saw a walk like that was in Jurassic Park.”

 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

From wood it’s made,

From string it’s made,

It floats upon the wind.

It’s made by one,

It’s made by many,

From hands and mouths it spins.

A score without a game.

A staff not for the lame.

With seven letters tamed.

With five letters named

 

ANSWER: Music

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?

 

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