WELCOME to Thursday April 11, 2013.   Computer Gender………..

A man who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as “she” and “her”. He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give 4 reasons for their recommendation.

 

The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

 

The men, on the other hand concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:

No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. 

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.”

– Benjamin Franklin

“Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.”

– John Updike

“If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.”

– Edith Wharton

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

 A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says, “Say, we’re about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?”

The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn’t like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they’re walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses that he’s the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers. The first fellow reveals that he’s the Parish Priest at the local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money. The Priest says, “No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings.” The pro says, “Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”

The Priest says, “Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I’ll marry them for you.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “The last time I saw a walk like that was in Jurassic Park.”

 

Answer: Miss Congeniality! This great movie came out in 2000 starring Sandra Bullock, an FBI agent, who had to go undercover in a Miss United States beauty pageant to try and catch a serial killer they suspected would terrorize the pageant. She played a tomboyish kind of woman, and seeing her try to walk in heels and evening dresses was hilarious. Thus the quote from Michael Caine’s character when he was trying to teach her how to walk and behave like a lady. 

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.” 

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsillectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head?

 

ANSWER: A haircut!   

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

“Welcome back to the show. Before the break, Mr Ixolite here made it to our grand finale! How do you feel Mr.Ix?”

“Nervous.”

“Okay, now to win the star prize of one million pounds all you have to do is answer the following question in 90 seconds.”

“Okay, I’m ready.”

“Right. In 90 seconds name 100 words that do NOT contain the letter ‘A’. Start the clock!”

 

Can you help?

 

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