WELCOME to Wednesday April 17, 2013. Riddles Rule……
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s novocaine during root canal work?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: “Dam.”
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What kind of coffee and what kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka and iceberg.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page nothing but man’s failure.” –Chief Justice Earl Warren
“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short- comings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people’s characters.” –Margaret Halsey
“It’s the tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn’t know — and the less a man knows, the more sure he is that he knows everything.” –Joyce Cary
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A wife asked her husband, “Honey, could you please run to the store and get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” A while later the husband returned with a case of quart milk cartons. Staring incredulously at the 12-pack case of milk, his wife asked, “Why the hell did you buy so much milk?” Her husband said, “They had eggs.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “It-it’s not as if she were a–a maniac–a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?”
Answer: Psycho! “Psycho” was an 1960 Alfred Hitchcock film. This movie was about a woman who lived in Phoenix, Arizona and she wanted to be with her boyfriend in California and she stole some money from her company and took off driving to California. She encountered a rainstorm and had to stop for the night at a desolate looking motel, the Bates Motel. The desk clerk Norman got her a room and then offered to feed her some supper. It was after the woman had heard him arguing with ‘his mother’ that the conversation came up, and after the woman asked why he put up with her fussing that he uttered that line. Later on we would find out his mother had been dead quite awhile and that he was ‘psycho’ and would dress up as his mother and talk as his mother and murder innocent people who happened to stay at their motel. The famous shower scene came from this movie.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
1) no-cost fish lures & honey shipment
2) leaping legumes & colliding dungarees
3) crustacean movement & criminal sunscreen
4) baseball term & seasonal pig
ANSWER: 1) free bait & bee freight
2) jumping beans & bumping jeans
3) lobster motion & mobster lotion
4) ball four & fall boar
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Shoot at me a thousand times, and I may still survive; but one scratch from me, and you will find your prospects take a dive. What am I?
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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