WELCOME to Friday April 19, 2013.  Really? 

 According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. 

 

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

 

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

 

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. 

 

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

 

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“A brewery in Japan has introduced a beer made from elephant dung. How do you market something like that? ‘I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it comes from an elephant’s butt.'” -Craig Ferguson

“A study has found that some people can suffer symptoms of withdrawal when they are forced to stay away from social media sites. This is why I’m not even on Facebook. I update my high school yearbook manually with a pen.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study came out that shows that the germiest place in your kitchen is the refrigerator’s vegetable drawer. After hearing this, most Americans said, ‘We have a vegetable drawer?'” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

 On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. “You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That’s the Pentagon.”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “You went upstairs? Why didn’t you just crawl into bed with her and ask for a bedtime story?”

Answer: The Devil Wears Prada! These words were said by an appalled Emily to Andy, after the latter revealed that she had gone upstairs to Miranda Priestly’s private quarters, in order to drop off the mock-up of the magazine.

The plot of the 2006 film, “The Devil Wears Prada”, revolved around aspiring journalist, Andy Sachs’ (played by Anne Hathaway) quest to climb the career ladder. Despite knowing nothing about fashion, Andy managed to secure the position of personal assistant to the editor-in-chief of “Runway” magazine. However a clueless Andy soon saw her life go down the drain, as her demanding boss, Miranda Priestly, (played by Meryl Streep), monopolised every spare moment of her time.  

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “I’ll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!”

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

 Following are 10 words. Your challenge is to come up with another word for each one that starts with the same two letters that when combined, will create a familiar compound word or two-word phrase.

 

Example: Basket & ball = Basketball

 

1: Liquor

2: Common

3: Sharp

4: Wonder

5: Acetic

6: French

7: Bargain

8: Stocking

9: Calico

10: Simple

 

ANSWER:  1: License, 2: Cold, 3: Shooter, 4: Woman, 5: Acid, 6: Fries (or Fry)

7: Basement, 8: Stuffer, 9: Cat, 10: Simon 

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Created I was, in 1841,

By someone with the name of an evil one,

He was a Belgian, living in Paris,

This man had to be very zealous.

 

Fourteen of me, this young man made,

Some above A, but not quite B,

With some higher than D, but lower than E,

And some that are C, and three halves above D,

That’s why my popularity’s so easy to see.

 

Golden with lacquer, I usually am,

I sometimes am used to honor Uncle Sam,

 

Patented I was in 1846,

I’m the one who gives some their kicks,

I’m shaped like a J – with a hook on the end,

So, can you tell what I am?

 

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