WELCOME to Wednesday April 24, 2013.  Do you believe in Yourself?  

A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

 

“I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a ‘B’ for the test.”

 

There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, “Anyone else? This is your last chance.”

 

One final student rose up and opted out of the final.

 

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. “I’m glad to see you believe in yourselves,” he said. “You all get ‘A’s.”

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!  

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called Pictures We took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.” –Cynthia Levin

“There’s got to be something wrong with people who go to Star Trek conventions. I mean, I like Mary Tyler Moore, too, but I don’t rent out a big hall and dress up like Rhoda.” –Andy Kindler

“I’m a grown woman but my father still thinks I know nothing about my car. He always asks me, ‘You changing the oil every 3,000 miles?’ ‘Yes, Dad. I’m also putting sugar in the gas tank. That way my exhaust smells like cotton candy.'” –Mimi Gonzalez

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

While we were working at a men’s clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband’s blue eyes stand out. “Ma’am,” he explained, “any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?”

Answer: Footloose! Ren said these words to Willard the first time he met him in the school corridor, prompting the latter to laugh, displaying his endearing sense of humour. The plot of the 1984 film, “Footloose”, revolved around Ren McCormack, (played by Kevin Bacon), a teenager whose first love was music. However when he and his mother moved to a small town where dancing and rock music was outlawed, he made it his mission to find a loophole in the law. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “I’m not sayin’ she’s a bragger, but if you’ve been to Paradise, she’s got a season ticket. She’s that type, Gillian, you know. If you’ve got a headache, she’s got a brain tumour.” 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

4 people went to 4 different places at 4 different times on 4 different days.

People- Harry, Bonnie, John, Irma

Places-Hotel, Barber shop, Mall, Post Office

Times-8:30AM, 12:00PM, 4:30PM, 7:00PM

Days-Sunday, Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday

 

A woman visited the hotel on a weekday. 

The post office was visited in the morning.

Bonnie hates malls and hotels.

The local post office is closed on Tuesdays and Sundays.

Someone went to the mall at noon on Tuesday.

Irma will always be at home at 7:00PM.

Nobody will go somewhere that starts with the first letter of their first name.

John is very busy on weekdays.

Bonnie goes bowling all day on Wednesdays.

 

ANSWER: John-Barber shop-7:PM-Sunday

Harry-Mall-12:00PM-Tuesday

Bonnie-Post Office-8:30AM-Friday

Irma-Hotel-4:30PM-Wednesday 

 

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TODAY’S PURE GENIUS AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING THE QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT JOB KIM! 

 

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