WELCOME to Tuesday April 30, 2013. Famous Movie Quotes (The First Drafts)….
The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse it, of course. I just know that if someone were to make me an offer like this, I’d jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?”
The Terminator: “I’ll be back. Do you need anything while I’m out?”
Dirty Harry: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? I ask myself that every day, and you know what? I feel so very lucky. Loving family, steady work…”
Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Sorry, it looked like you were talkin’ to me. My mistake.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“After being named the unhappiest and the fattest state in the country, West Virginia has now been named the most stressed-out state. Researchers aren’t sure why, but they think it might have something to do with being called sad and fat.” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to a new study, the best job in America is actuary � primarily because no one knows what an actuary is. So they don’t have to do much.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Near Antarctica, scientists just discovered some new undersea creatures. I believe this deep sea discovery is yet more evidence of the wonderful bio-diversity in our oceans that we have to clear out if we’re going to get at that tasty crude oil.” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
As a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. “Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth 50,000 years ago at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep.” The lady sitting next to me exclaimed: “Wow, look! It just missed the highway!”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You may be able to bully some of the chicks in this school, but this chick has been bullied by one Johnny Nogarelli for the last time. I may not be the classiest chick in this school, but I’m the best you’re ever gonna get. So take it or leave it!”
Answer: Grease 2! These words were spoken by Paulette during the school’s talent show, after Johnny publically rebuked her for wearing such a revealing costume. The plot of the 1982 film, “Grease 2”, picked up two years after the original “Grease” left off, and also revolved around the Pink Ladies and their T-Birds. Detailing the trials and tribulations of both gangs’ changing relationships, the main plot focused on new boy, Michael Carrington’s attempts to woo Stephanie, the leader of the Pink Ladies, much to Johnny, the leader of the T-Birds’ chagrin.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? Character 1: “I’m having a hot flash.”
Character 2: “You’re fine.”
Character 1: “Seriously. They’re starting.”
Character 2: “You’re on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you’re not having a hot flash, you’re dead!”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Answer the following with parts of the body. The first one is free!
1. A strong box (chest)
2. Heard in congress while voting
3. Baby cows
4. A shellfish
5. A unit used to measure distance
6. Scholars
7. Part of a shoe
8. What every builder must have
9. Something made by whips
10. What soldiers carry
ANSWER: 2. Eyes and nose [Aye’s and No’s]
3. Calves
4. Muscle [Mussel]
5. Feet
6. Pupils
7. Heel [Soul and tongue are also acceptable]
8. Nails
9. Lashes
10. Arms
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are four epitaphs (writing on gravestones). From the writings, can you tell the occupation of each person?
1. Here lies Mortimer Bibbs.
He took part of ours and gave it to big brother, but he always had good form.
2. Here lies Dirk McDuff, who toppled giants with weapons of steel. If only he’d heard his partner’s shout before the giants found their revenge.
3. Here lies Suzy Smelt. She constructed many a bomb but mostly brought smiles to our faces.
4. Here lies Ethel Grant. She spent her whole life fighting with what she will now become.
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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