WELCOME to Friday May 10, 2013.  Cemetery Music…..   

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music, no one is around, so he starts searching for the source. 

 

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads “Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827”. 

 

Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! 

 

Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him, by the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. 

 

This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. 

 

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar, when they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward.

 

The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

 

By the next day the word has spread and a crowd has gathered around the grave. 

 

They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. 

 

Just then the graveyard’s caretaker ambles up to the group. 

 

Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music. 

 

“I would have thought it was obvious” the caretaker says.

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“He’s decomposing.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Mothers Day weekend people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“A Texas man has fired the first-ever gun created by a 3-D printer. Which raises the question: Don’t you think a gun created by a printer would jam?” -Conan O’Brien

“The stock market is at an all-time high. People at home are saying, ‘That would be great if I had a job.'” -Dave Letterman

“A new study found that certain fish use sign language to communicate. Apparently they have a sign for everything  except for ‘big metal hook.'” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

 A woman walked into my father’s carpet store. She’d just moved out of her parents’ home and needed something for her new living-room floor. “Do you know how big the room is?” Dad asked. “Yes,” she said. “It’s 22 flip-flops long by 18 flip-flops wide…and I wear a size 8.”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Fernando! Your mother ate my dog!”

 

Answer: Dead Alive! Ever since she was bitten by that weird rat-monkey looking creature at the zoo, Fernando’s mom just isn’t herself anymore – she has never had such a big appetite! In “Dead Alive”, said rat-monkey-thing causes a pretty bad zombie outbreak sort of situation, resulting in one of the goriest (and funniest) horror flicks I’ve ever seen. By the way, Peter Jackson was behind this classic.  

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “I can feel myself rotting!” 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you decipher this?

Step Pets Pets

ANSWER: One step forward, two steps back.

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

What does this message say?

G T Y O R J O T E O U I A B G T

 

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