WELCOME to Tuesday May 14, 2013. Mental Age Test …..
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4.. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is git cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down .
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone.” -Jimmy Fallon
“NASA is taking applications for people who want to live on Mars. Now here are the requirements: You have to be between the ages of 18 and 40 and insane.” -David Letterman
“Giant African land snails have been found in Florida and Texas. If you’re in Houston and you see a giant snail coming toward you, walk slowly for your life.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice stated, “Lost satellite contact.” I wasn’t embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said, “Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “If all the corpses around here were to stand up all at once, we’d have one hell of a population problem.”
Answer: The Lost Boys! Mom moves the kids from good old Phoenix to the murder capital of the world – Santa Carla! The town has earned that title because of all the vampires hanging around there. In my opinion, “The Lost Boys” is easily one of the coolest movies ever made. By the way, Grandpa says this when Sam asks if they’ve just moved to the murder capital of the world. I know, I know – it isn’t really creepy.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Hey jerk! Speed kills!”, yells a young woman to the driver of a car passing by.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
You awake inside a small transparent capsule sitting on the surface of Venus. From a small speaker you hear a voice that says, “We will leave you here either for a day or a year. If you choose to stay a day, we will give you $1 million. If you choose to stay a year, we will give you $2 million. Either way, you will have sufficient food and water. We will make sure the temperature is a constant 70 degrees Fahrenheit. We will also supply cable TV.”
What is your choice? (Don’t let money decide your answer).
ANSWER:Choose to stay one year and win $2 million. Venus takes 243 Earth days to rotate on its axis, but it takes 225 Earth days to go around the sun. On Venus a day is longer than a year.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What saying is shown below?
Fair ice cream
Impartial pudding
Honorable jelly
Righteous cake
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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