WELCOME to Wednesday May 15, 2013. Management Styles…
1. MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THAN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. “We’ll have to talk” you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner.
2. MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW These managers you usually meet with their backside faced to you with their hands in their pockets. When you talk to them, their thoughts keep staring out of the windows.
3. MANAGING BY POST-ITS Some managers forget everything. They want to impress you with their ‘busy’ness by continuously writing on Post-Its while you are talking.
4. MANAGING BY DELEGATION TO THE SECRETARY These managers just delegate everything to the secretary.
5. MANAGING BY KNOWING NOTHING These managers don’t really know anything at all. They let YOU give answers. Meanwhile they fill the time with irrelevant anecdotes.
6. MANAGING BY CONCEPTUAL THINKING These people try to explain the present from a theoretical view of the far future. The idea that this never will work, completely satisfies them. They will always have something to talk about.
7. MANAGING BY HIDING INFORMATION Information hiders are aware of the market value of strictly secret kept information. You must be very thankful to get any information at all.
8. MANAGING BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT THE BOSS SAYS These managers prevent their bosses from creative thinking. Else they have more work to do.
9. MANAGING BY WALKING ONE FOOT BEHIND THE BOSS In hierarchical organizations you can watch those groups walking in the corridor. The more equal managers are directly followed by the lesser equal managers, and so on.
10. MANAGING BY SMILING AND WEARING NICE SUITS If you drink beer with them, lunch with them, smile to them and also wear nice suits, nothing can stop your career anymore.
11. MANAGING BY STUDYING Despite their continual attendances of all kind of studies and congresses, they still belong to category 5. The longer they learn, the further they get from the practice.
12. MANAGING BY CREATING VAGUE OVERHEAD SHEETS Do you know them? Those sheets with some big arrows, boxes or circles? These sheets provide the ultimate proof of their overall brilliance.
13. MANAGING BY OPEN DOOR AND EMPTY ROOM This is a major improvement of the older ‘OPEN DOOR’ management style. Now you can really walk in and out anytime you want. Nobody ever knows where these managers are.
14. MANAGING BY SPEAKING WITH OTHER MANAGERS This kind of managing is very popular. It will give them within a few hours the same information as an employee can tell them in 15 minutes.
15. MANAGING BY HAVING A NON SUPPORTING INFRASTRUCTURE In an organization with a hopeless infrastructure, managers are really necessary. These managers will naturally prevent the organization from having a better infrastructure.
16. BUA MANAGEMENT ( BY USING ABBREVIATIONS ) This management style is ATRASACWOC ( Adopted To Reach A Shorter And Clearer Way Of Communication ).
17. MANAGING BY USING BUZZ WORDS These managers like to bluff your head off with hip, nearly undefined, terms.
18. MANAGING BY REORGANIZATION If they think there is nothing more to organize, they reorganize.
19. MANAGING BY BELIEVING These managers must be spiritual educated, because they have no clues at all.
20. MANAGING BY FORGETTING PROMISES If you remind them to one of their promises, the priority of that promise is too low to remember.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”
–Victor Borge
“How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!”
–Walt Whitman
“Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.”
–Carol Burnett
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of the situation hit him. “What am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. He then said, “It’s been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, I don’t need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.” The guy thinks about it for a second and says, “Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!” “Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hey jerk! Speed kills!”, yells a young woman to the driver of a car passing by.
Answer: Halloween! In my humble opinion, “Halloween” is the best (or at the very least, most well-made) horror movie of all time. There’s no excuse for anyone to not know what this flick is about: Michael Myers kills his big sister when he’s 6, gets locked up for years, escapes when he’s 21 and returns “home” to kill some more people. It’s a lot better than I just made it sound, but again, you should already know this. Laurie Strode (Jaime Lee Curtis) is Mike’s sister, so naturally he has to kill her (and her friends Annie and Linda too – why not?). Early on, Annie yells this at the driver of a passing car thinking it’s Devon Graham (a classmate) behind the wheel. It isn’t.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? In a heart to heart between mother and child – “He’s dead because mommy killed him.” – the mother tells her child this….
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What saying is shown below?
Fair ice cream
Impartial pudding
Honorable jelly
Righteous cake
ANSWER: Just desserts. The adjectives for each of the desserts listed are all synonyms for “just”.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
You are in a room that is an 8x8x8 perfect cube. There are no windows, or doors (don’t ask me how you got in there!) In the center of the floor there is a 12 inch pipe that is sticking 6 inches out of the floor. In the bottom of the pipe is a ping pong ball with a diameter that is one millimeter smaller than the inner diameter of the pipe. You have a 12 inch piece of string, a match, a magnifying glass, a 6″ ruler and a paper clip. How do you get the ping pong ball out of the hole?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS! 
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