WELCOME to Thursday May 16, 2013.
[Following are some very funny spelling bloopers caught in local newspapers, publications and various emails. See if you can catch the goofs.]
1. “…an autopsy to determine if the elderly man lost courteousness for medical reasons.” (Trenton, N.J.)
2. “[An NBA coach] will take charge of a young team still in the throws of a roster overhaul.” (Vernon, Conn.)
3. “‘It’s pretty exciting,’ according to his material grandmother.” (Potsdam, N.Y.)
4. “The MCCC fight team won 21 out of 32 awards and brought home nine metals.” Including the gold? (Trenton, N.J.)
5. “McNabb…exasperated the injury attempting to chase down Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams.” (Trenton, N.J.)
6. “Boxer Pups AKC, 1M, 1F, Bread for Health and Temperament.” (e-mail)
7. “[Paris Hilton] was probably going through cocaine withdrawls.” Is she from the South? (Sunnyvale, Calif.)
8. “Our lunch menu [includes] a variety of hot entrees and tempting deserts.” Presumably also hot. (Upper Saint Clair, Pa.)
9. “Vincent was a brawny Swiss ex-patriot.” (San Jose, CA)
10. “…those who acquaint shopping with charity.” (Simsbury, Conn.)
Corrections: 1. consciousness 2. throes 3. maternal 4. medals 5. exacerbated 6. bred 7. withdrawals 8. desserts 9. expatriate 10. equate
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new study found that the way someone sneezes can say a lot about a person. For example, if they hold their sneeze in, they’re humble. If they cover it, they’re respectful. And if they just sneeze into the air, they’re standing next to you on the subway.” -Jimmy Fallon
“There is a big movie out today: ‘The Great Gatsby.’ They should have jazzed up the movie’s title. They should have called it something like ‘2 Fast 2 Gatsby.'” -Craig Ferguson
“The Statue of Liberty is reopening on July 4. It has been closed since last year. What happened was she went in for lap band surgery.” -David Letterman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.” Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.” Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?” “From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? In a heart to heart between mother and child – “He’s dead because mommy killed him.” – the mother tells her child this….
Answer: A Nightmare on Elm Street! Nancy’s mom, along with all the other Elm Street parents, burn Freddy alive in his basement to make him pay for killing several neighborhood children. Unfortunately, he comes back in the kids’ dreams and starts killing them off while they sleep. Yeah – thanks a lot, mom!
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “There’s two kinds of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
You are in a room that is an 8x8x8 perfect cube. There are no windows, or doors (don’t ask me how you got in there!) In the center of the floor there is a 12 inch pipe that is sticking 6 inches out of the floor. In the bottom of the pipe is a ping pong ball with a diameter that is one millimeter smaller than the inner diameter of the pipe. You have a 12 inch piece of string, a match, a magnifying glass, a 6″ ruler and a paper clip. How do you get the ping pong ball out of the hole?
ANSWER: Pee in the hole.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What expression is this?
Dopey
Doc
Wicked Witch R.I.P
Snow White R.I.P
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