WELCOME to Wednesday May 22, 2013. Remembering Dad…..
When I was four years old: my daddy can do anything.
Five years old: My daddy knows a whole lot.
Six years old: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Eight years old: my dad doesn’t know exactly everything.
Ten years old: In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different.
Twelve years old: Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn’t know anything about that, he is too old to remember his childhood.
Fourteen years old: Don’t pay any attention to my dad, he is so old-fashioned.
Twenty-one years old: Him? my Lord, he’s hopelessly out of date.
Twenty-five years old: Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been around so long.
Thirty years old: Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks, after all, he’s had a lot of experience.
Thirty-five years old: I’m not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
Forty years old: I wonder how Dad would have handled it, he was so wise.
Fifty years old: I’d give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over with him.
Too bad I didn’t appreciate how smart he was, I could have learned a lot from him.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.”
–Ian Fleming (1908-1964)
“If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.”
–J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)
“Facts are the enemy of truth.”
–Don Quixote – “Man of La Mancha”
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband, the pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Have you any idea what it takes to kill a human being, Mr. Weathers? I don’t mean one brute bashing in another brute’s skull out of primitive passion. I mean the measured dispassionate action that comes from absolute clarity of mind, transcends rational thought. The kind of action that springs from absolute necessity, unclouded by the restraints of conscience, mercy, pity. The kind of action that allows one to take a common, ordinary hammer and with clinical precision split a skull so cleanly that the cranium cracks right through the medulla, allowing the claw of the hammer to be used to pry back the skull cleanly, exposing the brain while the subject remains alive, even aware. Such a man is to be envied, revered, and much feared, never paralyzed by impotence of will.”
Answer: From the Hip! The scene for this quote is where Douglas Benoit (John Hurt) expresses his superiority to his attorney Robin Weathers (Judd Nelson) in detailing how he murdered one of his students.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT’S where I’m supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and last month’s newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I’ve had it with them, I’ve had it with you, I’ve had it with ALL THIS – *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered… like they do… at the Imperial Hotel… in Tokyo.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher the following common phrase?
T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E
ANSWER: What goes up must come down.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
This list of seventeen one-word items can be turned into common expressions by the addition of the same two new words, in the same order, to each. What are the two words?
books, bottle, brakes, bricks, ceiling, deck, dirt, fan, hay, jackpot, road, roof, sack, sauce, skids, spot, trail
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SUPER SOLVING TUESDAYS QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! SUPER JOB BANKS! 
Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! 
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