WELCOME to Wednesday June 5, 2013. DRAWBACKS OF WORKING IN A CUBICLE * Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who’s behind you.
* Fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire.
* The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
* Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
* When you quit and walk out, there’s no door to slam.
* Being told to “think outside the box” when you’re in a freakin’ box all day long.
* 23 power cords – 1 outlet.
* The carpet has been there since 1976 (or older) and shows more signs of life than your coworkers.
* If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say, “What? I didn’t hear you.”
* You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they’re gone.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
– Steven Wright
“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.”
– Rita Mae Brown
“I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.”
– Vincent van Gogh
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
We had just finished eating a beautiful dinner that my mother had prepared for our family. As I glanced up at the chandelier over the table, I was mesmerized by the creative handiwork a spider had woven around the prisms and light bulbs. “Don’t look up there!” my mother screamed. “It’s the one thing I was too tired to clean!”
“Don’t look where?” my brother asked.
“There!” my mother pointed. “It’s my own personal web sight!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Henry, I’ve spent a lot of time guarding people all over the world, and I’ve found one thing to be true – no matter how incompetent the assassins, no matter how much they miss their target, there’s always one person who always gets hit…the cocky black chauffeur.”
Answer: The Bodyguard! The scene for this quote takes place when Farmer (Kevin Costner) jokes with Henry (Christopher Birt) about the possibility that he might get shot by a bullet intended for someone else.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you… until now.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What’s so peculiar about this sentence?
I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness.
ANSWER: Each word in the sentence is one letter longer than the word before it!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Decipher this phrase:
FAIRY
WOLF
DUCKLING
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