WELCOME to Wednesday June 19, 2013. Appraisal Vs Resignation….
A newly joined trainee asks his boss “what is the meaning of appraisal?”
Boss: “Do you know the meaning of resignation?”
Trainee: “Yes I do”
Boss: “So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation”
Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation Appraisal
In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn’t meet the expectation, you don’t have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.
During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.
There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.
Trainee: “Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign..!!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A 97-year-old man from New York just received his high school diploma. Turns out there’s a problem. Apparently he’s only reading at a 95-year-old level.” -Jay Leno
“A big movie is opening today ‘Man of Steel.’ Superman is played by Henry Cavil. As far as I’m concerned, Christopher Reeve will always be the best Superman. Just like Sean Connery will always be the best James Bond. I’d love to see Superman played by Sean Connery. He could just shave an ‘S’ into his chest hair.” -Craig Ferguson
“A company in Britain has created a car that can be powered by human waste. It’s cool, but it gets a little uncomfortable when your buddy asks you to ‘chip in’ for gas.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A customer called our service line demanding help with her TV set, which wouldn’t come on.
“I’m sorry, but we can’t send a technician out today due to the blizzard,” I told her.
Unsatisfied, she barked, “I need my TV fixed today! What else am I supposed to do while the power is out?!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “So I ask you, when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn’t miscarry or that their daughter doesn’t bleed to death or that their mother doesn’t suffer acute neural trauma from post-operative shock, who do you think they’re praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle. But if you’re looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn’t like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.”
Answer: Malice! The scene for this quote takes place as Hill (Baldwin) is giving a deposition in a malpractice case where he he is accused of carelessness because of his God complex.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Nothing like a good piece of hickory.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What loses its head every morning and gets it back at night?
ANSWER:A pillow.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
I still have 7 more things to put away and time is running out fast. Next I decide to put away the giant’s board games.
The colors of the board games are blue, brown, green, orange, purple, red, and yellow.
1. Purple is somewhere to the left of green.
2. Red is next to blue.
3. Brown is 3 away from blue (2 between).
4. Yellow is 2 away from red.
5. Blue is in the middle.
6. Orange is directly between yellow and purple.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. RENNA WILD FOR SOLVING TUESDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! NICE WORK RENNA! 
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