WELCOME to Tuesday July 16, 2013. One liners……
Don’t bite the hand that has your paycheck in it.
Don’t blame me; nobody asked my opinion.
Don’t do today that which can be put off till tomorrow.
Don’t force it, get a bigger hammer.
Don’t get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost.
Don’t lend people money…it gives them amnesia.
Don’t let your mouth write no check that your tail can’t cash. – Bo Diddley
Don’t look back, something may be gaining on you.
Don’t make your doctor your heir.
Don’t mess with Mrs. Murphy!
Don’t permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Now that marijuana is legal in the state of Colorado, in Denver they are talking about taxing it up to 35 percent. Suddenly those drug cartels don’t seem so greedy anymore, do they?” -Jay Leno
“A recent study says the state that drinks the most beer is North Dakota. In fact, one night North Dakota got so drunk, it woke up next to West Virginia.” -Conan O’Brien
“George Clooney broke up with his girlfriend. He released a statement saying that yes, it’s true that they’re breaking up. George said he would like to spend more time with his next girlfriend.” -David Letterman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
While in the checkout line at my local hardware store I overheard one man say to another, “My wife has been after me to paint our shed. But I let it go for so long she got mad and did it herself.”
His friend nodded. “I like women who get mad like that.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
Answer: From the movie “what a girl wants”! What a Girl Wants is a 2003 American film starring Amanda Bynes, Colin Firth, Kelly Preston and Oliver James. Directed by Dennie Gordon, the film is a remake of the 1958 film The Reluctant Debutante, which was based on the play of the same name.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? Do, or do not. There is no “try”.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase? SOMething
ANSWER: The start of something big
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Thirty men with ladies, two,
Standing around with nothing to do,
Dressed in formal, black and white,
Yet when they move it begins a fight.
What happened?
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