WELCOME to Wednesday July 24, 2013. The definition of an Idiot…..
1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.
2. A few clowns short of a circus.
3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
5. A few beers short of a six-pack.
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
7. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
9. One taco short of a combination plate.
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.”
– Abraham Lincoln
“Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.”
– Oscar Wilde
“To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.” – Margaret Thatcher
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The teacher in an adult Sabbath class asked a woman to read about the Israelites wandering in the desert.
“The Lord heard you when you wailed, ‘If only we had meat to eat!'” she began. “Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month – until you loathe it.”
When the woman finished she paused, looked up and said, “Hey, isn’t that the Atkins diet?”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I’m right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha.”
Answer: Big Daddy! This quote takes place in the courtroom as Herlihy (Lyndeck) is obviously drunk on the witness stand, when Sonny (Adam Sandler) tries to gain custody of Julian.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Crude? No, sir. Our “founding parents” were pompous, white, middle-aged farmers, but they were also great men. Because they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn’t know everything. Sure, they’d make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. The president is not an “elected king”, no matter how many bombs he can drop. Because the “crude” Constitution doesn’t trust him. He’s just a bum, okay Mr. Pitkannan? He’s just a bum.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this?
Andrew Cross was a wonderful employee.
He had a high attendance rate.
He was an honest and conscientious worker.
Highly recommended.
ANSWER: A cross reference!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you take the numbers 23, 23, 23, and 23, and make the total equal 24 using basic arithmetic signs (*, /, +, -)? Each number may only be used once, and every number must be used.
For example, if given 2, 2, 4, and 6, the answer would be
6/2 = 3
3*2 = 6
6*4 = 24
2, 2, 4, and 6 were all used once.
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