WELCOME to Wednesday July 31, 2013.
Honest HR Questions & their Answers
If we were to Honestly reply to all the HR Questions they would go something like this (wondering what d reaction of d Interviewer wud b!):
1. Why did you apply for this job?
A: I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now…
2. Why do you want to work for this company?
A: I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don’t have any specific company in mind …
3. Why should I hire you?
A: You anyways have to hire some one, you may give me a try …
4. What would you do if we hire you?
A: Well, it depends on my mindset but I will try to work on whatever is allotted to me …
5. What is your biggest strength?
A: Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking of the fate of company…
6. What is your biggest weakness?
A: Girls (I like dis one!)…
7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?
A: Joining my earlier company and learn that I need to jump to get more money, so I am here today! …
8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
A: Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there…
9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?
A: Biggest challenge is answering the question “why are you looking for a change” and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that…
10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
A: For the same reason why you left your earlier job… More money!…
11. What do you want from this job?
A: Even if no work is given, keep giving good hikes …
12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
A: Make more money and for that, keep jumping companies for every 2 yrs…
13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?
A: Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I’ve gone through your website …
14. What is the salary expected and how do u justify that?
A: Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard (I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked my current salary by 30% !!!!)
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“There is a big movie opening today – ‘Wolverine.’ In the new movie, Wolverine goes to Japan. Over in Japan, they don’t call him Wolverine, of course. They call him ‘Big Fuzzy-Head Man.'” -Craig Ferguson
“In a speech about the economy, President Obama said we’ve all been distracted by phony scandals. Its time we started getting distracted by the phony recovery.” -Jay Leno
“A new study found that kids have better relationships with their parents if they are friends with them on Facebook. That’s good because if you’re a kid who’s friends with your parents on Facebook, chances are you’re not really friends with anyone else.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a younger, slimmer me, taken on one of my first dates with my husband.
When I showed him the photos, his face lit up. “Wow, look at that!” he said with appreciation. “It’s my old Plymouth!”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the guy chase you. He will follow. But he won’t know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you’re pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he’s about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the Gs, and fast heel-toe work.”
Answer: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas! This quote by Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp) is observational, not made to anyone in particular. It is an example of Gonzo Journalism, made popular by Hunter S. Thompson, where the narrator of the story is also the primary character. To have a better understanding of this I recommend that you read the book “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “I don’t know what’s scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there’s actually a term for it.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A rich old lady died and left all her money to her grandchildren and her children. At the end of the will she stated that she had one last thing to give away: her precious diamond. She gave a clue to where it might be. She said “it’s in a cylinder surrounded by a thousand squares.” One grandchild said, “I know where it is,” and found it. Where was it?
ANSWER: In a roll of toilet paper!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In a box you have 13 white marbles and 15 black marbles. You also have 28 black marbles outside the box. Remove two marbles, randomly, from the box. If they are of different colors, put the white one back in the box. If they are the same color, take them out and put a black marble back in the box. Continue this until only one marble remains in the box. What color is the last marble?
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