WELCOME to Wednesday September 4, 2013. Men and Women...
Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented TRICKERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things…
While Women STUCK to shopping.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“According to researchers in London, babies are born to dance, and they greatly prefer music to speech. The music they like best is Lady Gaga.” -Jay Leno
“Scientists now say French kissing can lead to sexually transmitted diseases. I think I have a way to avoid French kissing: Get married.” -David Letterman
“A survey has found that 26 percent of people admit to texting while driving. The other 74 percent admitted to texting while being hit by a car.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard. The wife had rather grand ideas, while the husband wanted costs kept to a minimum. The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.
I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface. I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.
“You see where they’re smoothing that cement?” he replied. “I just threw my wife’s credit cards in there.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? ““Most people believe the twentieth century was defined by the death struggle of communism versus capitalism, and that fascism was but a hiccup. Today we know better. Communism was a fool’s errand, the followers of Marx gone from this Earth; but the followers of Hitler abound and thrive”
Answer:“The Sum of All Fears” centers on a young Jack Ryan who is at this point of the Clancy timeline a junior analyst for the CIA. The plot of the film revolves around an Eastern European terrorist group’s plot to detonate a nuclear device at a sporting event in Baltimore in an effort to create a war between the US and Russia. The above words are spoken by the head of this terroist faction Richard Dressler as he delivers a speech via the web. He describes his plan while we watch an atomic device being smuggled into the United States. The device detonates and subsequently the United States and Russia square off against one another bringing the world to the brink of nuclear war.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Although I disapprove of the things you’ve done, I can’t quite bring myself to condemn you. I can’t, because I understand where the hatred comes from. I more than understand it. But the fact is, we’re very near the darkest hole in all of Great Britain and you still haven’t spoken to me.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is this?
Monk A) I am his mother’s cousin.
Monk B) I am his father’s nephew
Monk C) I am his mother’s father
Monk D) I am his brother’s friend
Monk E) I shall become his father’s brother
ANSWER: I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. lit. I will be Monk E’s father’s brother
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Henry and Gretchen are going to play a game. Henry explains, “You and I will take turns saying numbers. The first person will say a number between 1 and 10. Then the other person will say a number that is at least 1 higher than that number, and at most 10 higher. We will keep going back and forth in this way until one of us says the number 50. That person wins. I’ll start.”
“Not so fast!” says Gretchen. “I want to win, so I will start.”
What number should Gretchen say to start?
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